i think its disgusting to spit on anyone. 

QUESTION: did the Journalists in Iran get arrested because of their appearance on the show?

beyond grody that he started dating his sister in law. 

Better Cheddars are way better than Cheeze -its. also dill Zapps are better than Voodoo

about a year ago this girl who i went to high school with messaged me on fb out of the blue. i genuinely thought she was being sweet and wanted to catch up. i was blindsided in mid conversation by her slangin’ merch for some beauty company. how i should quit the career i have worked my ass of for 10 years in and come…

Jost and Che are why we cant have Emmy hosts anymore. I have more fun getting my teeth cleaned than watching Weekend Update.

She got to where she is because of the way she looks.

my maltese is 12 years old and ive had him since he was 6 weeks. he is my everything and the only thing in this life that hasnt left me. he even stays in the back yard when the wind blows the gate open.  your description of how you felt losing you first pet made my heart ache. i know its going to be like that with my…

lots of people on this list have one thing in common: monotone voice which definitely means no range.

chris evans is trying way too hard to be the good guy and its off putting and annoying as fuck. as a gay person, i dont need him defending me or my rights so he can sell seats to one of his movies. hush bro. 

im burned out bc im so bored at my job but it pays decent and i only work 30 hours a week (im “full time) plus full benefits. so i stay. bad idea?

bacon for the #1 reason: BL motha fuggin T 

i think i know why this is. most people order uber eats when laying around with a partner. if youre single you are most likely just to pop up and make something at home. when youre with someone you dont want to have onion breath. at least this is true for me. when the gf isnt around i onion up.

when i accidentally leave me make up on overnight i look like ive aged 10 years for the next 3-4 days.

they gave an honest review and they werent trying to purposely drag her. i would rather someone be honest. they saved a lot of 14 year olds their hard earned babysitting money.

its Ari pre-op

this sort of reminds me of the time when a dude i went to college with posted on his facebook status how he was going to seek treatment for being a sex addict. in this lengthy status he described in detail how easy it was for him to get girls and shouted out numbers of girls he would bed in a week and actually gave his…

Kentuckian here. Matt Bevin has to fucking go. It was my first time voting in a primary today, and I feel like I performed my civic duty by imposing the first steps to oust his ass.

we should never give someone accolades for physical violence. so fucking wrong.

it was garbage. dany got a raw deal just like betty draper did in the Mad Men finale. i dont know why they have to character assassinate powerful female roles in the end. season 8 can fuck right off.