treat yoself 

its key to only allow yourself fast food once a month

their food is actually really good. 

in your mind, what do you think he tells her at the end of the movie?

well honestly, the sad truth is that she wasnt as pretty as blunt and you have to be stunning to make it :(

nawwww blunt killed it in my summer of love. so deceptive.

you wouldnt have clicked if the story didnt interest you. i take it you’ll be reading Jezebels other stories about it, right?

its over. she needs to acknowledge that and concede.

Indeed. being from houston when someone says they live in katy or the woodlands im like...thats not really houston. thats the burbs.

who cares

as a lesbian, the sex scenes in blue is the warmest color were straight up pornographic-only fit to a male fantasy. we do not do it like that. it was a complete misrepresentation of lesbian sex and completely inauthentic. after watching the movie, i immediately thought the director was a creepy perv. this news doesn’t…

LOLLLLL

no dude thats taylors beard

Fuck her

that guy should have shut the fuck up and stayed humble. for gods sake he bragged about how much her mortgage was on the apartment. to millions of people among other stupid things including their sex life.

Someone who responds like that is 100 percent unhinged. Dude is a nut job.

when i let myself think about this too much it shakes me to my core...literally i shake into a panic. its utterly terrifying 

whoa

unfortunately a tummy tuck

but does josh have gay voice too?