Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

Scott Walker is out so I’m happy about that. 

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

Batman is still the ultimate superhero oppressor. He’s basically Gotham’s police force (the competent one anyways) AND he owns pretty much the entire city. Spidey needs to up his game and start crushing the common man under the heel of his boot.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

When you read Kotaku longform stories, you get news!

Wait, did I just read at the start there is an unannounced, new BioShock game in development? Or was this common knowledge?

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

Same as GTA probably. Turns out the whole thing is a video game

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.