Hamilton Nolan should have been tossed in a dumpster last week.

OK WESTERN PA!

...and no mini-games.

GOD DAMMIT NINTENDO, GIVE IT TO US! LET A US DEVELOPER DO IT!

Well...I bought it. for 20 bucks...MEH.

Well...I bought it. for 20 bucks...MEH.

Would anyone care if this guy drops dead? Honestly? He’s an absolute shit bag of a human.

Does anyone think this game won’t be a train wreck? Not being snarky...just asking. Having issues “hyping up”...

I’m sure they’ll be a whole new generation of butthole selfies.

I wasn’t crazy about the “crispness” of the controls and the feel on the alpha...but I’m still willing to give this a shot.

IS OCEIROS BACK!?!? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. *faints*

I troll the Kinja deals section here and then I’ll watch the IGN section for deals too...it’s usually on Ebay for 40 bucks if you look hard enough.

I bought 2 years for 35 each about a week ago.

“Just give us less shitty games every month” - Everyone.

He’s french canadian....which pretty much makes him a fucking asshole.

That was classic...posting the address and bank account...I still laugh about that. He’s such a prick. I hope he becomes a xerox tech. Fez is cool, but it’s an indie platformer...he could of done great things if he embraced the fact that he was making games for these people (the consumers), not attempting to enlighten…

Oceanhorn 2: OCEANAL.

It’s a 4" screen!

I read your part about being forced out of the mechs and wow, that seems awesome in co-op! I pine desperately for Samus, but if this is what it takes to get Samus back, then I’ll buy this game.

How frustrating is this franchise? Honestly, have we seen the best metroid can offer us under Nintendo’s guidance? Super Metroid, the later gameboy games, and Prime are all going to be hard to beat. Sony would have remastered everything like 4 times already just to milk it. Metroid steers too close to adult themes for…

Yeah I believe you are right...I’ll take any Metroid at this point, but the side scrolling versions play better on portables these days or as small projects that aren’t scene stealers...I get the feeling Nintendo is pressuring themselves to deliver a stunning Metroid game that’s innovative...not just a bigger, better…