Like....HOW THE FUCK did we all end up with Windows PCs? How the hell did this become the only option outside of a MAC or nerd-based LINUX system...? It’s frustrating that Microsoft is even a company still. They literally suck at everything. The XBOX 360 was an fluke...

This is all the fault of Capcom for including that terrorist in the new SFV lineup! WHERE THE FUCK IS DEEP DOWN!?! WHO IS THIS MUSLIM STREET FIGHTER AFTER!?! WHY IS MEGAMAN A SHIT SHOW???

I laughed more than I care to admit on the Mighty No. 9 playthrough...we need to form the MST3000 for video games.

So Patrick? Who are you sleeping with? PRINCESS PEAAAAACH????

+1

CAN SOMEBODY WHO ISN’T A COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT BAG -COMPANY OR PERSON -PLEASE TAKE OVER MEGAMAN? PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIR....oh wait, this is deadspin. Sorry. *goes back to Kotaku comment section* OH LOOK ECTO COOLER!

I knew I noticed that style from somewhere....STAR BOMB....ALWAYS, STAR BOMB.

“So Barbara, what does your son do...?”

I’m bored with you. Go troll io9 whatever you do.

Not until your ego grounds you, which seems impossible at this moment.

except XBox/Microsoft has failed to deliver quality exclusives from first party sources...

I agree with you!

What the fuck is a mammy? God you are pompous. This is going to hurt our friendship.

This is exhausting....how do you do this? How do you do nothing but troll? You bait arguments then just ramble on and on and on and on...isn’t it boring? Exhausting? Don’t you want to be like...”fulfilled”? Any sense of purpose? Or...what?

So? So what? What if I do hate black people....yellow people...what’s it matter? You’re an arrogant internet prick? What’s the big deal? Lighten up douche goose. CHOCOBOS ARE THE FUCKING SHIT. THEY EVEN HAVE BLACK FUCKING CHOCOBOS AND THE DUDES CAN STRAIGHT UP BALL. THEY PLAY BASKETBALL AND EAT FRIED CHICKEN LIKE THE…

BOOOOOM STAR AND A COMMENT ON MY OWN COMMENT! INCEPTION.

Nice looks! You sound like an arrogant black woman.

I’m looking at your recent posts...you might be the most hated man on Kinja...jesus dude. Now I want to be your friend. You need it. HOW ABOUT A DOG!?! WE COULD GET YOU A DOG. PEOPLE LOVE DOGS.

BOOOOOOM, STARRING MY OWN COMMENTS YOU SMALL DICKED PENIS SUCKER! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! *LASER NOISES* I’d love to meet you in real life...you can’t be this miserable and snobbish right? This is just an internet persona? right? Man, go have a slurpee from 7/11...that might help. Or a hug. Are you an old man and your…