I swear, it’s almost impossible to not write out anything as how Donald would speak of it. You just throw in a few buzzwords, make sure you repeat yourself regarding one specific sentence at least three times (it can be back to back to back or sprinkled throughout the paragraph), etc etc etc.

This is what happens when I read things while half asleep and pre morning caffeine fix.

Worth pointing out two additional things.

Well, in all fairness we did grow up in a pretty fucked up family. Let’s just say “evil creatures in the rafters potentially wanting to murder us kids” isn’t too big a deal. Although it was scary as hell.

This picture can pretty much be used any time a politician explains anything about anything.

Well, this is way too late to really be noticed by anyone but here’s one story of something that happened to me in my youth. I’m copy/pasting these exactly as I wrote about it on reddit around the same time last year. But I do have a second story that is right up there with this one on “nope nope nope” level of freaky…

Fine, Texas, hand them over too. Or secede. Nobody will fight another civil war to keep you, we’d probably even ask you take Florida with you.

As a native born Texan who has never touched a firearm, much less obviously fired one, here’s what I imagine would be my state’s response (supported by far too many Texans I’m sure) to such a thought, “You can take our death penalty when you take our guns! [touches gun on hip with right hand, pulls gun from inside…

The IT Crowd already covered this.

Chromecast wouldsupport Prime Video just fine...if Amazon wanted it to.

Forgot to mention that, but yeah. Short period of time, so add them as soon as possible.

Your bank doesn’t have to participate. I doubt mine is. However, any cards you already have in Google Wallet can be added (for a limited time) to work with Android Pay. I added my debit card easy peasy not even two days ago, I’ll be doing the same later today with a few other debit cards from my mom and sibling (since…

Flew over my head. Saw this just after lunch and clearly was still in “food, mmm” mode. Apologies.

That would only happen if it was diluted with a small amount of water. The more water used the more diluted it becomes and thus less powerful each hit any given individual would have taken.

Not if you remember to use it! I have 1 TB of Google Drive space, I use it for the essentials. Various books, movies, albums, etc. I want to have access to 24/7/365 any place I am. I do have copies of all those things on my various computers and hard drives and devices though. Redundancy never hurts.

Not if you remember to use it! I have 1 TB of Google Drive space, I use it for the essentials. Various books,…

Well, ignore the microSD form factor and just look at the storage. That’s the argument I’ve made for one for friends of mine who have Chromebooks. Throw it in the appropriate SD card adapter and it’s basically a 128 GB SD card. At that price better to pick it up and not need it than need it and have to shell out a bit…

Well, ignore the microSD form factor and just look at the storage. That’s the argument I’ve made for one for friends…

Just to make it attach itself to everyone else’s ears and heads for the remainder of the day, if not weekend.

Well, I don’t place too much stock in most reviews. Outside of Ars Technica, AnandTech, and Android Police I pretty much take all other reviews with a grain of salt.

Well, I don’t place too much stock in most reviews. Outside of Ars Technica, AnandTech, and Android Police I pretty…

With it being that cheap, I truly doubt the phone will be bad enough that I’ll regret my decision.

With it being that cheap, I truly doubt the phone will be bad enough that I’ll regret my decision.

Yeah, if you already have Prime then it’s kind of a gip still. As someone who gave up Prime but is slowly starting to order from Amazon again I am very tempted.

Yeah, if you already have Prime then it’s kind of a gip still. As someone who gave up Prime but is slowly starting…