So two things, first off I'm noticing some major ad blocking going on. Mostly on sites with what I feel are less than stellar ads, by which I mean they're in your face and in such a way that clicking them by accident is almost always a given and which you'll regret quickly (since on some of these sites just clicking…

Immunodeficiencies you say?

You don't need to be dressed as Dr. Krieger to use the "Smoke bomb!" exit. I've been using it for some time now without dressing up. Awkward/weird situation or somewhere I don't want to be. "Smoke bomb!" [runs/walks off]

A bit late I know, but I can vouch for the Bag of Holding's longevity. I have one I ordered when I started a new job 5 years ago, needed it because I had a 16" laptop at the time with a 12 volt battery that was a beast of a machine. I also had to carry tons of folders and forms for work since I was doing stuff out in…

Nah, I'd argue doing meth or shooting up coke and then going to an uncomfortable place surrounded by more people than your tweaked out mind could possibly handle is where you separate the men from the boys.

I can vouch for the Yoga Pro 2, only ultrabooks I'll buy for use here where I work. "We need a slim laptop." Boom, done.

I'd say it's horribly underrated, I got into it after you'd mentioned it was what Noon Pacific used for their playlist and have been in love ever since. I usually fire it up on my phone and just pick something at random for the drive in to work every morning.

I knew there was one, but turns out there's a few.

There is one but I can't for the life of me remember the name right now. If I can think of it I'll do a follow up reply letting you know about the name.

Gonna give another recommend for Javelin. The Stacks feature alone makes it better than Chrome, the built-in ad blocking is a bonus on top of that. It's also lightweight and built with gestures and one handed use in mind. So everything is within reach.

Thanks! My memory sucks lately and it's been awhile since I had a rooted phone.

[reads what you wrote]

I'm all for tinfoil hats and all, but you're definitely all but foaming at the mouth and raving like a loon.

Stupid comment is stupid.

It doesn't require root. I would know I have it on my Moto X which I haven't rooted.

I don't know a thing about you, but what I do know is that you are someone who makes unsubstantiated assumptions about people and when called out on it tells others to fuck off.

So I was correct. You jumped the gun, made a number of assumptions that couldn't be attributed to the original poster and rather than admit to being in error you decide to act like an even shittier person than what you made the OP out to be and go with the "fuck off" response.

In said person's defense, they didn't actually say the "n" word and have done nothing to put forth the idea that they are in fact "a racist idiot".

Looked into it real quick. Doesn't appear to. You have to manually lock it whenever you plan on stepping away. I do similar, except I lock my computer. This will save me some time, since the only reason I lock it is cause I always have Chrome open and I've got everything there.

My first thought is, "Yeah, that would be your problem. Lack of imagination."