That's like faking the color beige.

That's like faking the color beige.

I dig their new album quite a bit but Orbital 2 is their masterpiece.

This is a gateway to geekery? "Listen to these few groups that were popular. Don't listen to IDM!" No no no no. Listen to Aphex Twin. Listen to Autechre. Listen to Squarepusher. Listen to Boards of Canada a million times over. THAT is your gateway to geekery.

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I know this is asking for too much, but a well-done Avengers Vs. X-Men movie would probably make me die of happiness.

They're just going to re-release The Craft under the title "Sabrina the Teenage Wiccan."

Hey all you horny kids, just bang and get it over with. And don't forget to videotape it for Uncle Bang Cop.

"ANIMAAAAAAAAAAL!" (And then sodomy happens.)

On one of my first dates ever I took a girl to see High Fidelity. She had just gone through a really bad breakup and the movie is, essentially, about a really bad breakup. Quite an uncomfortable hour and a half.

Whoever proofread this article: please try again. Holy cow. Thanks.

Bang Cop is on the case.

Scully from The X-Files. Oh man did her cold logic make me feel warm and fuzzy.

I definitely picture Obama as a Noah and the Whale sort of guy.

She is not on my bang list.

I liked them better on DAWESson's Creek.

Denzel, want to be in my next movie? Have your people call my people. We'll talk.