Glad somebody was keeping an ion them.

1st: I never thought I’d see the price of GM cobalts go up.

American? Check.

Ain’t no mulch allowed in the passenger compartment of my car.

Jason I think we as car enthusiasts often miss the point of the crossover boom. Average drivers want a comfortable step-in height, a convenient hatch-style rear opening, good ground clearance, and a commanding view of the road. You get none of that in a sedan. What they lose, better handling and performance, really…

You seem nice.

It goes way deeper than that, my friend.

I rode the bus while waiting for replacement parts.

You’ve never driven in the snow before have you? Sharp turns and hard braking are completely what gets you in trouble. Applying power is generally what gets you out of it...

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

Tomorrow’s article: David’s new Jeep

Solution - open a whole bunch of credit cards to cover the balance of the student loans, and pay off student loans. Then default on the credit card debt, and file bankruptcy.

brand loyalty is kind of dumb in modern times, don’t you think? I give you permission to like a car, even if its not your “brand.” Consider yourself released from your shackles, this is the first day of the rest of your life.

That’s exactly it. Cars need to be designed with a specific market in mind. At least in Europe they need to be, but I assume it’s universal. American market cars don’t sell in Europe, cars by American manufacturers designed with Europe in mind do. That too seems universal.

I won’t bother explaining platform engineering to you.

“what life with the 10spd is like.”
You’ll finally be able to get shift profiles* like you hear in the street racing movies.

*I also have never heard that term used before/not a real thing

You may turn in your Jalop card on the way out. (Unless you have a physical ailment that prevents you from operating a third pedal).

That one is easy.

Dodge is already doing that and you have the option of buying them back for only $1.

This sounds great for my wife but her other problem is that she sleeps hot. I need a good chainmail comforter made from copper... A giant flexible heat sink.

This sounds great for my wife but her other problem is that she sleeps hot. I need a good chainmail comforter made…