Paramus Park in New Jersey had my favorite pizza place in the world, a Pizzeria Regina. It was right next to a Cinnabon, because of course it was. One day, sometime in 2012, they both closed at the same time.

I wanted to go trick-or-treating as long as I could. I was 15 when I did my last bout. I have always looked 3-4 years younger than advertised, so it worked.

I’ve worked retail for a while. We sell high-end cookware, namely Le Creuset. We introduced a new grey color and our stock sold in a week.

You mention the local media’s weird support of Eli. It pretty much goes like this:

at least it's called a coupe 

Ivey: “the Alabama of today is a far cry from the Alabama of the 1960s” umm no

Well this is definitely not Chris Thompson writing this article 

“vile Yankees" yup Chris wrote it

Can we talk about MASN having the same on-screen graphics for what seems like a decade?

Former PT Cruiser owner here. For me, it was an okay car, but then I knew I could do so much better once I got rid of it.

I’d rather be seen in the weird-looking Neon than the lifeless parcel that came before it, the “shudder” Dodge Shadow, a car my family actually had.

I actually enjoy the new theme, “Gay Boy.” It's nice of her to think of the LGBT youth.

This was the first time I saw this rolling jellybean in real life. It was surprisingly small. My wagon behind it was hilariously bigger. Bless your review. 

I had been in a few accidents growing up, none of which caused any injury. The one I remember vividly when I was a passenger was in 2000. A mid-90s Cadillac Eldorado ran a stop sign in the Bergen Mall parking lot and t-boned my sister’s ‘93 Dodge Shadow. The car hit the passengers’ side, the side I was sitting on. I…

Nice to hear it’s a solid vehicle. Now will they quit it with those frequent white husky commercials already?

But, Road Rovers was a great show. I am here to defend it. Come at me.

Warner Bros. Specifically, the same guy who did Tiny Toons and Animaniacs. And it’s a great show. Shut up. 

The violinist’s story certainly made me glad I ditched my PT Cruiser for an actual car, as I have the exact same model of Hyundai. It’s a solid wagon otherwise.

We went on a family vacation in 2012 to Williamsburg, Va. My parents rented a Nissan Altima. Upon arriving at the resort, the Altima had a transmission problem. Hertz gave them a Captiva, a car in the same size class.

Having grown up with a ‘72 LeSabre and an ‘86 Mustang, both convertibles, I miss the feeling of riding in one, let alone never driving one. If I were to get a fun/project 4-seat convertible, what’s a good one that’s more modern?