Winter is fantastic precisely because it is awful. Being someone whose psychological gears are carefully calibrated to operate in the specific space between “morose” and “lachrymose”, I find winter delightful. In summer, everyone is happy and cheerful and full of joy and THAT IS GARBAGE.

girl.

“Luann danced alone with a cigarette, yelling, “My next single should be called ‘Don’t Be Such a Bitch.’”

I really want to post the entire “Softest Rappers Alive” description of Tyga from Ghostface Killah but I don’t know if it’s appropriate. Therefore I will cut and paste just a few gems and you can google the rest:

“Don’t worry. I was a Democrat too when I was your age.”

It was quite clearly stated that Buzz was not flying at the end of the first movie, he was falling with style.

Sorry, Nat Wolff, but John Green novels about teens & especially movies adapted from John Green novels are bullshit.

When I was a teenager I got completely shitfaced on a transatlantic red eye and “woke up” from a blackout holding several bags of vomit and with every passenger around me straight up glaring. Apparently during my blackout I decided to stay in my seat and vomit for a couple of hours. Can you imagine someone doing that…

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

Look, I was going through a bad break-up, OK?

I mean I can’t think about this story without laughing but I imagine others on the plane thought it was awful.

There was this adorable little pigtailed girl who was I feel like around 4 years old...? The plane takes off, and like she looks really nervous all of the sudden and her parents are comforting her and telling…

Stuck in window seat next to very large woman on aisle. Drunk as a skunk, couldn’t believe they let her group board. She has 1L water bottle with her filled with red wine. Continues to drink it and proceeds to puke on herself early in flight. She wasn’t even sober enough to clean herself off and I was stuck in window…

The romantic notion that “crazy” is somehow quirky and cool makes my blood boil.
There’s nothing romantic or cool about mental illness.

Are we all done pretending Silver Linings Playbook is anything more than a poorly executed Romantic Comedy?

Silver Linings was terrible. It’s a big giant trick making you think you’re in for a powerful examination of humanity (based on the previews) when ACTUALLY— BAIT AND SWITCH! IT’S REALLY A DANCE/COMPETITION TROPE MOVIE! You’re better off watching Strictly Ballroom or Dirty Dancing and calling it a day.

No. This is about power and violation. A kink, when fully enjoyed usually involves consent. Many well adjusted adults have what we call kinks or fetishes, and yes they may involve urine, scat or voyeurism that isn’t invasive that they enact or fantasize about. To lump in fetishists and people with kinks with criminal…

It’s only a kink if all parties concerned are of age, aware of the filming, and consent to it. Without any of that, it’s a crime. While scat & water sports can be part of consenting sex, whoever planted the camera is getting off on violating privacy, and taking part in his/her fetish without knowledge or consent of…

It’s only a kink if all parties concerned are of age, aware of the filming, and consent to it. Without any of that, it’s a crime.