Bro reeking of Axe: “How would you like me down in your panties?”
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An American colleague (relevant) tells this one about himself. He was on a plane in Japan, on final approach to Hiroshima, when he noticed how new the city’s architecture appeared from the window. His Japanese traveling companion replied, “yes, we had a fresh start in 1945.”
My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”
Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…
Why did everyone on this show tip tow around her this season when she was obviously on something or back to drinking? The minute Kim was confronted with questions of her sobriety she would change the subject to something someone else did. “I have a drinking problem LisaR? Well what about that time in grade school when…
Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?
Welcome to the world of "lyrical." It's like the Thomas Kincade painting version of dance.
I was about to laugh at this until I remembered my own reaction to the end of Where the Red Fern Grows when I was 10. My parents know how you feel.
so, Lena can't act, right?
There's one without a K name that they keep locked in the basement probably
Holy shit.
"He feels betrayed because he claims Katie never gave him any warning she was leaving him."
For all the incredibly dumb shit my son watches on youtube (that I yell at him for), I don't think anything can touch the hot garbage that was MTV Spring Break. Dear lord how I ate that crap up.
MTV of the late 90s and early 00s doesn't really deserve nostalgic celebration. The TRL era sucked, a lot. This is a horrifying reminder that in a decade or so there will be people who will rhapsodize the lost days of Jersey Shore and auto tune.
The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.
Serious question: What year do you think it will be before one of these morally bankrupt fairy tale remakes will feature a non lily-white lead.
Oh my god. I DID THIS. Except my fucking stupid drunk friends left the door open one morning to "let in some fresh air" (I'M SORRY DID WE FORGET WINDOWS FUCKING EXIST?). Cat got out, behind my apartment complex. thank god there's just some woods and a fucking church back there. i'm hungover as fuck, screaming and…
I don't know if this counts as a meltdown, but it involved crying. I was traveling through spain and to save money I stayed a couple of nights in a hostel, and I was in a dormitory with 6 other women.