Does Miley Cyrus do anything but simulate fellatio?

As the old joke goes: I dated a girl who was into astrology once, but it didn't last long, because she was a Pisces and I don't believe in bullshit.

Which birth sign is the one that has the nanny take care of the kids while I get drunk and play video games all day? Cuz that's the sign I want to be.

Humiliation is the primary cause of murder.

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fuck hipsters. That is all. Can we just call it what it really is? They don't actually enjoy anything but feeling superior in their aesthetic tastes and consumptive habits. Their enjoyment is on feeling superior. They'd stick a pair of duck asses on their feet if they could make someone feel small at a party about it.

"I have nothing to say about that. Except: I believe my friend."

The fetishes that involve hurting or destroying something seem to be held mostly by men (does not mean that *most* men have these preferences, but that these preferences are held mostly by men), and I feel like they are strongly linked to misogyny and rape culture.

Just one question for those two:

Motion to amend. Switch #8 and #5, please.

There are people in the world shocked by this and/or even invested in this?

I call them "Woo Girls." Because in Austin, they always get way too drunk at shows and festivals then stand around going, "WOooooOO! WOO! WOooOOOOO!" Even during really quiet parts of a song or whatever. Then at the end of the night they take off their heels, sit on a curb, and start crying because of some bro.

Colorado Bros should also include "really loving the outdoors" and "fishing."

That's a different hashtag: #afterselfiesex

"I think to have a regular job and be a mom … of course, there are challenges, but it's not like being on set."

If you were being honest tho, that David Hasselhof story is way better than your kid being born. Come on.

I really wanted to like her, but then I read her book. The narcissism and shallowness was really off putting. She has no self awareness and didn't seem to recognize that many of her opportunities came from just being in the right place and the right time, or from knowing the right people. She truly seems to believe…