Weed > Alcohol.

You’re obsessive and require more attention than I wouldn't dare deign to give.

My God the entire lot of you are displaying some very ignorant and cuntish behavior.

So I read and re-read Jonah Hill’s #deepestreaches as deep streatches, and it took way too much brain power to realize that it was “deepest reaches”. I really hate hashtagged shit.

Javier Bardem is Spanish, and Desi Arnaz was more phenotypically Spanish rather than Afro-Cuban. The Spaniards colonized Cuba (as well as other LATIN American countries), and so ethnic phenotypes vary.

No, you're just ill-informed.

Javier Bardem is playing Desi Arnaz so the comment is 100% ridiculous. I'm quite tired of the hot takes by that commenter as they rarely have anything to do with the actual headline- it just makes them look ignorant. 

The Ghost episode is my favorite, specifically Lazlo’s explanation of ghosts, because every joke just lands. The Atlantic City ties for number 1 because i still laugh at the “It’s a Turtle!" line. 

Why am I getting attacked? I didn’t stick up for Rose McGowan, and find her insufferable...why the fuck am I getting attacked?

Why in the hell am I getting attacked for sharing her ex’s comment, which was in reference to the line in the comment I was responding to, “She was a hateful piece of shit before revealing the abuse she suffered, particularly towards LGBT+ people, and has been a hateful piece of shit since.”

Her ex, Rain Dove, has a very interesting take on Rose:

Wow, I admit I was wrong and having a shit day because I'm trapped in texas and you shit on me... gotta love the dickbags on the internet. 

Are you commenting like this on the other people shitting on Mulaney, or just me?

The problem is that Darren Merager has a history of indecent exposure, and may be using the Trans label as a protection. They legally changed their gender, but by all accounts this has been a cover for charges going back to 2003. I would post links but Kinja isn’t letting me :/

Dude/dudette- I got his name wrong, the number of kids wrong...I just do not care, I was outraged over having to live in Texas with no way out, and to reiterate - do not give one single shit about this man who has more money and clout than he should, and who seems to be making rash decisions during and after his rehab…

Wow, I'm honestly not sure where I read that he had two kids??? I swear I read that when he and Munn started dating...so sure that I didn't even fact check. 

I am, admittedly, more into politics than I am celebrity gossip. 🤷‍♀️

THANK YOU.

The real prank are the 20,000 untested rape kits sitting in evidence lockers here in Texas.

Whenever Joan would write up fashion pieces for this site, I would get serious Carrie Bradshaw vibes. Those pieces were so ugly most of the time, but Joan would dissect them and so I at least understood why they existed.