Maybe what he was trying to say was, if this picture makes you more upset than what happened to Trayvon Martin, you're a terrible person and need to rethink your priorities.

"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

I Wanna Be on Television is the more accurate title for all reality tv.

The great thing about Jolie's comment is that it is specifically supportive of other women. Just acknowledging that being a mom is tough, being a working mom is tough, and that all of it gets tougher when you have fewer resources at your disposal (whether those resources are financial or family or community) is a form…

But at least they've made the repairs: " The organization has replaced wood in 30 homes "

It isn't like they are leaving those people to deal with it themselves.

Here is the source of the Angelina quote. It had nothing to do with the Chirline McCray or Goopy Paltrow for that matter. The media just loves to pit Angelina against other women.

I love love love that The Jolie-Pitt crew has turned into such philanthropists. We need more celebrities to lead this charge. From the outside, it looks like they are doing really cool work to redevelop NOLA. Any insiders have local knowledge of this. Make It Right.

I had a similar thing happen to me! In the middle of a full body mole mapping with a new dermatologist, he said "Do you people you ever look like a certain musician" and I said "no not really, why?" and then he said "oh look you have a freckle in between your butt cheeks" and I got so flustered I NEVER FOUND OUT THE…

At the very least it's nice to see a guy promise a girl the Future and keep his word.

Yeah, but they're attached to what looks like a 12 year old boy....no thanks.

My older brother is gay. School was always a torment. He had to switch schools in 5th grade in an attempt to get him away from his tormentors. I have always had immense empathy for him in that regard, kids were so awful that harassing him wasn't enough, those jerks also brought it to me whenever he wasn't nearby.…

It's truly so sad to hear. I got a little choked up when I read this line: "...I prayed to the whales with my feet in the ocean. My only real friends — till I had children."

I want to give Pamela Anderson the biggest, warmest, most appreciative hug I can right now. Such a sad story. It's remarkable whenever anyone can bring much-needed attention to a horrible issue from personal experience, and it's so telling that it's very often years and years after the fact. This is a woman who has…

Aw, poor Pam Anderson. I've always had a soft spot for her ever since she did a Cribs episode 10+ years ago and she had this very cute Malibu beach house soon after her (first?) divorce from Tommy Lee. The kitchen furniture was white wicker and she said she'd always liked white wicker, but she's always lived with guys…

Yes! I am not against movie violence, or movies depicting criminals as sympathetic characters necessarily, but this just seemed to glamorize criminals, guns, violence, Sean Penn, hookers, strippers, murder, guns, more guns, and more violence just because.

Team Gunn

Yeah, this! When you first read that he's been kicked out for counting cards, it sounds like Affleck was doing something illegal and shady. But then you look into what "counting cards" IS, and suddenly it becomes clear that the casino is banning Ben because he's smart enough to play in a way that improves his chances…

I blame everything in this story on Scientology.

"I don't look her in the eyes, because I will be turned into stone," Gunn told the paper at an A&E event.

A reservation in Washington? I can get to three of them in a few hours. Hold on Casey! I'm coming!