We didn't just watch her have a mental breakdown, we sat and had a good laugh at it. Not humanity's finest moment, imo.

I get that seeing a woman struggle so much is worthy of pity and sympathy, but I feel the thing to remember here is how rough a go of it Britney has had. Yes, she’s had incredible success and resulting privilege, but she’s also been put to work since she was a child, has been sexualized and objectified and had her…

When I was a sophomore in college my university paid for this company that did mobile std testing to come park their gigantic trailer on campus. I was hanging out after lunch with a big group of people that included my crush (he and I were just acquaintances), and as people gradually left it was eventually just me and…

God this is so cringy. I was 19 and needed to look super, extra hot and sexy and attractive for my new bf, so after reading one incredibly dumb article in Cosmo, I followed their advice to shave - ummm, his initial - uh - down there. I spent a good twenty minutes perfecting it in the mirror and felt super sexy and…

This this all of this. Until this post I didn’t even realize crossbody bags were something to complain about, and even after reading it I still don’t get it. Crossbody bags are awesome. They’re secure, they’re convenient and unless your bag is a little too heavy (at which point, ditch the crossbody for a backpack)…

Wait, what? If the designer asked me, I would say “YES, crossbody strap it up! I need and want a crossbody strap.” First of all, the straps have never bothered my bosom (which is ample). Second, the other options suck. Do I carry the strap on my sloping shoulder and it constantly slides off and I have to grab the bag…

I was calling it The Man Cave, but the Mulaneys told me that if I call it that they will no longer be my friend,” he added, “So, now I call it The Basement like The Ohio State University. I don’t like that college. It’s the ‘the’ that’s the important part.”

This is footage from two weekends worth of performances. Yellow was the first and Pink was the second. 

I thought she deals with him pretty fairly this season. He pulled some dumb shit the second episode, and I thought her line about being patient and riding it out when Kanye gets overexcited about an idea was kind of a nod to the manic decisions he might make. I couldn’t be married to him, but somehow they work.

If someone acts like a child, they get treated like one.  Makes sense to me.  

Meh. I have no interest in social media Influencers, but I don’t agree it isn’t “real” work. They hustle for sponsors and followers, produce new content on a regular basis, plan campaigns, keep ahead (or at least abreast) of trends, curate their image, deal with trolls and PR, and legalities like paying tax. That’s…

Because the rapist, who is a Kentuckian, as am I, and I reside in Tennessee, has paternity rights in Kentucky and Tennessee. I would’ve had to co-parent with my rapist.

Say what you will about their antiseptic digs, those two make some beautiful babies. 

Man, perfect casting -- she has the look, plus the manic intensity that the role requires.

I admit it is a low low low bar these days but this was a hella refreshing ACTUAL apology. 

Beard or no beard I'll take this Chris over that Kit with a beard any day.

Everything I hear about Melissa Joan Hart convinces me more and more than she and I could never be friends. I realize there’s no way she’s broken up about this, but still. :P

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

I’ve been saying this for years. I do not get Cumberbatch being attractive. Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes? HELL YES.