No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

the only woman to have ever hosted a late night show—nearly 30 years ago mind you—Joan Rivers

I really feel like The Tonight Show is a huge step down for Colbert. He's able to do some really cool stuff on the Colbert Show and it sucks he's taken a position where we lose that amazing persona and gain a toothless version of his comedy. I don't like it at all.

People don't like Griffin for various reasons, but she is a hardass when it comes to advocating for women in her line of work. I'm glad she's a righteous loudmouth bc I have no doubts for even a second that these nameless faceless execs truly believe people won't watch a late night show not hosted by a white dude with…

Wait, what? I like Lawrence but am hardly a stan....but seriously, I don't understand how she "acts the same" in all her roles? Compare/contrast Winter's Bone with American Hustle, for example.

I'm with you. Always thought he's too old for her, and Silver Linings was way overrated.

I think they're both pretty good actors, but I fail to see this chemistry that they supposedly have with one another. Maybe chemistry means something different than what I thought.

so you don't think there are real Chinese people who are offended when people disrespect their culture? Or do you just not care?

OMG! let's make this a series! I just love it!

Has anyone here watched "The Fall" with Gillian Anderson? I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.

I DON'T NEED THIS BECAUSE I HAVE ALL SEVEN SEASONS IN A SPECIAL EDITION TRUNK THAT I GOT ON THE DAY IT CAME OUT. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, POSEURS? HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS EMILY GILMORE REALNESS? (also: I am an Emily/Paris. What are you?)

Does netflix have an Erase April option?

He is the worst on that show. Lower your expectations for him, raise them for everyone else.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

the dirty filmmaker (for those of you following along with this saga) and i met on tinder (my first actual tinder date ever!!!) and i knew i wanted to see him bc he asked what i was doing, i told him i was at the one direction concert, and he messaged me back 10 minutes later saying "i took a quiz to see which one i…

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

I figured it might be a little to obscure for Dirt Bag, but i thought i'd let everyone know that Richard Kiel passed away.

Can we talk about how awesome Lorde is? I'm a bit old to be her core audience, but she's one of my favorite teenager and, if I ever have a daughter, i'd really like her to be like Lorde, feminist, clever and the weird kid around! Go girl.

Before people get all huffy about going to the hospital for a migraine, intense head pain can be a symptom of stroke, even if no other 'classic' stroke symptoms are present. Maybe Kanye is being over cautious, maybe he has family history and is being suitably cautious. Either way, health worries blow for everyone.