Once you reach the "pretending to be kidnapped so you don't have to spend time together" stage of your relationship, it's best for everyone if you break up.

I can put a name on that something: it's the fact that he's dated a series of underage or barely-legal women who go on to have either substance abuse or mental health problems.

I know it's really terrible, but the word "hosebeast" always makes me laugh. It just has a ring to it.

He keeps dating the same type of girl...it's like he's preying on a specific type of up-and-coming starlet with self esteem issues. My quick googling confirms: Mischa Barton, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, now Demi Lovato :(

I—sincerely—had forgotten.

THIS. Just THIS. So much could be said about this. This is so little and it means so fucking much. I want to frame it and hang it on my wall.

I DUNNO I KINDA LIKE THEM, GUYS.

I think he has a crush on me guys

Is he... flirting with you? That's how it's coming across to me. I mean, it's condescending and pathetic, but it also sounds a little bit like a line.

Ok guys, I get it. He's delusional.

"A FAN"

Cried. Totally cried. As soon as the baby made a noise.

This is not to say that a non-American cannot or should not weigh in on issues in this country, but you certainly shouldn't.

John Oliver proved himself to be popular and well-liked by an American audience before he got his own show, but nice try.

Sure, if he wrote or said stupid/racist things. As it currently stands, Oliver's been hitting the proverbial nail on the head during the years he's been on television. Not to mention he's actually entertaining and likeable.

But that doesn't make sense given the reception he's had. His show was CANCELLED because no one was watching it. No one cares what he has to say, regardless of whether or not he "sounds smart". It's like Kara says - we tried ignoring him, and when he didn't get the message that way, we had to literally tell him to…

YOU MADE HIM, YOU KEEP HIM. DEAL WITH IT.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE HIM BACK, AMERICA. FFS WE DON'T WANT HIM EITHER. NO LOVE, UK.

Lack of showering and brushing will totally do it. I can pretty much make a creepy hair doll with the amount of hair I lose in the shower. I have 90s Alanis Morissette hair (in your face, thick, unmanageable for hairbrushes). I don't brush it really ever and only wash it about once a week so it's pretty traumatizing…