Banana

10/11/21

Bloodshot still gets my blood boiling with how big a misfire it is. All the bit players around Diesel are doing good work, and Diesel himself isn’t terrible, but the script is dumb as dirt and makes lackluster choices over and over. More thought was put into the engineering for the prosthetics for the characters than…

9/28/21

Aloy’s face is scanned from a real life person too.

9/27/21

Looks like I’ll never be playing it!

9/25/21

The zeitgeist soured on conservatives after the failed coup.

9/19/21

I liked Willy’s Wonderland more than Prisoners of the Ghostland. The former was made for probably a $1.50 and is dire whenever Cage isn’t onscreen, the latter feels like an art film that wants to be the psychic echo of a thousand other westerns, samurai movies, and post-apoc films.

9/4/21

A negative review from David Ehrlich is glowing praise to my ears.

9/2/21

I’d sure love to learn more about the future of the PS5, IF I HAD ONE.

9/1/21

Turns out vintage Gilliam resurrected into the 21st century was just okay. A riff on Don Quixote would have also needed vintage Johnny Depp’s star power to give it legs. I respect Adam Driver but he doesn’t have that kind of pull.

8/23/21

Get a life, nerd.

7/27/21

So let me tell you about a little movie called Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi....

7/7/21

Begun, the streaming wars have.

7/7/21

Hidden Fortress is about two Fools caught up in a war helping an old general smuggle an exiled Princess to safe territory. R2D2/C3PO and Luke/Han occupy the Fool roles, Obi-Wan and Leia are self explanatory. Lucas wiggled the premise around but the DNA is there.

7/4/21

I’d love to play many of these games on my next gen console...IF I HAD ONE.

5/29/21

The ones with glowing eyes are robot spies put there by the government or maybe aliens.

1/7/21

Sure wish I could get a PS5. That would be cool. I hope I can get one in like a year when Baldur’s Gate 3 gets ported.

12/11/20

I give this review a 5/5.

11/13/20

The twins suns of Tatooine turn Ewan McGregor into Alec Guiness!

10/30/20

...You calling Empire Strikes Back a toy commercial?

10/14/20

The Mom Jeans are powerful.

9/18/20

The Babysitter: Killer Queen is a bad movie but it’s also camp. The jokes are bad, the references are bad, the staging of scenes is bad, the timing on the jokes is usually bad, but it’s in the service of camp comedy, which the movie is clearly going for. There’s nothing unknowable about the logic of a film shifting…