This, among many, many other reasons, is why the “reporting” can’t be taken seriously.

26 stars, and still in the grays. Par for the course around here, if you don’t have the right thoughts.

I know, I know, everyone is safer because of the nets. The nets are 100% why I don’t go to MLB games anymore. I’m a passionate, passionate old-millenial baseball fan, that would prefer to watch the game on TV, because of the netting.

Day after day, I see that word, and I still have no clue what it means. What is a “dotard?”

You COULD speed up the process. Not saying you should, simply a suggestion, so you don’t have to endure THE HORRORS we’re living through now.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

This is fucking perfect.

You won’t get many stars around these parts, going outside of the group-think, but you got one from me.

Serious question - do you, and other Gawker commenters that say “Trumpanzee is senile!!1!!1,” think that by saying it, over and over, he might actually become senile?

What exactly is the thought process? Left = haha Koch died. Right = haha RBG is sick. Am I missing something?

You know you’ve struck a nerve when Camelot comes around your comment!

lol

I don’t care about the VMAs in the slightest, but I feel really bad that Sebastian Maniscalco has to have his named tied to this nightmare. He’s better than this.

Thankfully, Gawker has given you a platform to prove it on a daily basis! Hey-o!

Since one of the other notable trolls around here hasn’t shown up, I’ll fill in:

As is normally the case, this comment section is a riot!

I mean, I get that trolls are bad. But, goddamn, that’s a lot of time you have on your hands, if you can keep up with them by screenname.

I think you underestimate the number of votes Bernie will get, regardless of whether they come as a write-in, or not.

Can’t have outrage with facts, tho.

Oh, come on. Clearly, you’re a racist for thinking this way!