“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

And then he dabbed.

Okay there’d be no dry food left if we’d all gotten our groceries tossed in a lake after we criticized a Jaguar drive.

We (Black Folks) work with so many people like this, who, unfortunately, never get outed like this dummy did.

No one knows what it means. It gets the people going.

The real culprit is still at large, but sadly, few people will recognize him.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

Agreed, but you took the lazy way out.

Oh white people.

What the entire fuck? It’s like they realized the call was from a Black neighborhood and couldn’t wait to escalate so they just started with the big guns from jump.

Other people who have said “Fuck Lavar Ball” without a fine:
1) The entire NBA AND NFL as a player
2) Anyone commenting to friends when Ball is seen entering a room
3) A woman (possibly to herself) on at least three separate occasions
4) Lavar Ball, late at night in moments of deep self reflection
5) The pope

I love this guy so much and there are few things I want in life more than for him to long, healthy career

Seems like he’s just setting himself up for a run at the presidency.

Dude, you and Beyonce signed a contract to become the most powerful couple in music together. Nothing about this is or ever was real, including the accusations of cheating or the contrite response to them (and at least one of her pregnancies to boot).

Sorry about that. To provide balanced coverage I will write a “Person From New England Isn’t An Idiot Or Racist” article at some point in the future.

If he’s underpaid, Lebron is an indentured servant.

 Can we suspend Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Mark Wahlberg without pay too? This would save black and white people from having to watch shitty movies made by racist shitty white actors from Boston.

“I felt victimized by the fact that others were judging me through conflicting and unsubstantiated reports, while I myself had no recollection of the events that transpired.”

I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.