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Are we still supposed to be mad at Mel Gibson? When all that happened, I felt like he was more of a really troubled drunk than an actual bigot.

Anthony Weiner’s list of those he has hurt:

Ok, the male birth control thing is way, waaayyy overblown. Jullia Belluz at Vox has more:

Are we past Chapman beating his wife? If so, um, what’s happened to her. And if not, why glorify his accomplishments?

NOT PICTURED: The eight penalty flags that would have been on the field if Alex Smith were named Peyton Manning

My god, I am tired of hearing about the Cleveland Indians logo being racist. The Cleveland baseball team has had an Indian head for a logo since the 20's and the cartoon “Chief Wahoo” since the 40's. How is this suddenly an issue?

The ACLU is trying to get all these laws repealed. They simply shouldn’t exist. I plan to photograph my write-in vote in November in New York State and I expect no trouble.

I believe your vote is supposed to be kept secret and that photographic evidence of your ballot could be used as proof for vote buying. Both of which are bullshit arguments and the practice can’t withstand First Amendment scrutiny.

All the more reason for the media to let third parties into the televised debates.

i’ll take tongue-wagging silliness over weaponized ignorance any day of the week.

Ummm... I’m not sure you’ve got this right. At the end you say: “white guy with world’s most disgusting dreadlocks can work as an engineer.”

Well, it would help if she were actually Rastafarian first.

The ruling would be in your favor, you have the right as an employer to dictate dress code (including hair and hygiene) as long as that doesn’t violate a protected class.

I really don’t think that anyone but those trained in law should be handling these things. Those avenues are already so un-trained and inept, putting the messiness of funding and univerisity reputation at stake? No thank you. 

Title IX is fucked.

Don’t forget, you’re “slut-shaming” him:

Yes, smoking weed makes you a thug.

10/10 - would totally watch a “My Little Bull Dyke” show.

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In my head, I can’t stop singing “my little bull dyke, my little bull dyke” to this tune:

Congrats. A guy is entering a marriage he doesn’t want because you let your baggage trip you up. Ironically, you are more likely to lose him now than before if he ever resents you for it. I also don’t have a lot of faith in your vision for this relationship.