Can’t find a member of the opposite sex willing to mate with you, huh?

*media

Good to know. Never been there before, but can’t wait to start shopping there!

You’re unhinged.

Cub fans, by definition, are mentally handicapped.

You blow your son with that mouth?

That’s not an inappropriate response to somebody who would buy a Mazda.

There must be limits to individuals’ expression to live in a functioning civil and democratic society.

Because it’s Chicago, and Chicago fans are garbage.

In her whole lone life, she never got to see them win a series

I have to imagine that Cubs fans lost an average of 10 years off their lives tonight.

You’re an idiot.

Take a deep breath. It will all be okay.

You don’t know what the words “important” and “necessary” mean, do you.

Give it a rest, busybody.

Yeah, fuck people’s rights to free expression.

Bullshit.

Had our founding fathers known technology would one day allow us to broadcast our blurry photos of the electoral process to complete strangers, surely they would have included a constitutional clause to encourage this behavior

You’re garbage.

sad/furious that it took more than a year.