Can’t find a member of the opposite sex willing to mate with you, huh?

*media

Good to know. Never been there before, but can’t wait to start shopping there!

You’re unhinged.

Cub fans, by definition, are mentally handicapped.

You blow your son with that mouth?

That’s not an inappropriate response to somebody who would buy a Mazda.

Because it’s Chicago, and Chicago fans are garbage.

In her whole lone life, she never got to see them win a series

I have to imagine that Cubs fans lost an average of 10 years off their lives tonight.

You’re an idiot.

Take a deep breath. It will all be okay.

You’re garbage.

sad/furious that it took more than a year.

Since Cook’s arrest last week, three more women have reported alleged assaults, including one woman who claims he attacked her in his apartment in February and another who alleges he also attacked her in his apartment in 2015

You mean... Like the Supreme Court already did, 28 years ago?

Sadly, there aren’t any candidates this year who possess those virtues

“We need to have third parties at the debates, but not when there’s an election. Too much at stake”

It’s not the media. It’s the CPD, which is a creation of the GOP and the Democrats. They have a vested interest in keeping hits party candidates off the debate stage.

Right? How dare she have a different view than you do!