Lots of coffee = Lots of pooping

I’m much more concerned with the way that roll of toilet paper is put on the hanger thingy.  It’s backwards you animal!

I’m sure there’s a correlation for some people, but I go about the same amount of times now (counting calories, healthy weight) than I did when I ate with reckless abandon. Usually 1-2x a day.  Probably the volume is different but I don't think the frequency is. I get uncomfortable if I don't go for 24 hours. Coffee…

Everyone at FuckedNews makes their bank by blowing Valdimir Putin, but this guy’s the one who should be ashamed?

An aside: Am I the only one who finds the Malibu to be kinda ugly? Looks like a depressed catfish.

I trust paper.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

The employee, Tesla claims, “was distracted and, contrary to regulation, industry standards, and any conceivable standard of reasonableness, was driving the crane vehicle with the boom extended vertically above the vehicle.”

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

“Well the back fell off.”

BUT IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

Ah yes, the younger crowd, the ones who could just about afford a used C5. Yes, this will surely be a smashing sales success!

Cue the rube with a soulpatch from those asinine commercials telling me it looks like a monster coming to eat me.

This is seriously the worst piece I have ever read on Jalopnik. This guy doesn’t understand that dog teeth are a completely different thing from gear teeth (“dog ears” lol).

Man, that’s the pits, what a wreck. This would be a good time for him to take stock of his life. When life throws you a left turn, lean in to it but use caution. He can bank on a court-ordered recovery program. It’ll be a long road but I’m sure he’ll make it to the finishline though success won’t just land in his lap.…

So is Oxy basically the right-wing drug of choice?