The fact that the phrase “President Donald Trump decided on a course of action after meeting in the Oval Office with trusted advisor Kim Kardashian” is now 100% true, means that there is no longer the need for ‘The Onion’ or any other parody style media to continue to exist.

I’m embarrassed for this guy. Like painfully embarrassed for him.

Republicans are now the party of Kleptocracy. Any pretense of ‘free market’ and ‘small government’ died in the 80's

The idea that everything has to be revamped for a land war with China and Russia is absurd

I know that good financing can depend on the promotion that happens to be going on at the moment (often tied with a major national holiday), but in terms of negotiating purchase price, I’ve found it didn’t matter.

Yeah, I’m really impressed with their response to this. Never thought I’d say that about FCA.

And they supposedly found the one potential case after identifying the problem on their own. I’m sure it was tempting to sweep the issue under the rug.

This is the stuff I was talking about yesterday. How the crap did they find this? There has been maybe one case of this happening and the sequence of events to trigger it have to be astronomically slim.

Turbo Caravan is your next ride:

My dad once tossed me across the room and grounded me in front of my friends who were visiting because I didn’t share enough Doritos with my little brother. I can’t imagine the unholy ass-kicking I would have gotten if I’d effectively stolen $100 from him.

Will “YouTubers” still be a thing in 10 years? Because I have a 3-year-old and I’d prefer not to deal with this crap when he’s a teen.

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

That’s an idiotic statement. If you are doing it to live above your means, then absolutely you’re just using financing to live out the American dream at the expense of your future. However, debt is a tool that you can use strategically to improve your lot in life.

Bullshit. The Veterans supposedly offended by the players taking a knee for social injustice fought/fight for their FREEDOM TO DO SO and ARE NOT OFFENDED BY IT!

“How dare they review something they didn’t enjoy!”

I mean OF COURSE the people who were racing are responsible, but it’s common sense not to cross the street with a baby stroller without a crosswalk. Who jaywalks on a 4 lane road with a median, anyway?

That’s not fair, of course kids are being dicks street racing, but if the mother was crossing the street, regardless of the fact that she is dead, there is responsibility there. Your death does not negate your responsibility.

Women fought in WW II.

This is established historical fact.

The delicate fee-fees of the armchair historians who’ve never cared to engage with the reality of the war beyond saying “I watched Band of Brothers five times” (and no insult to Band of Brothers; I own the Blu-Ray and DVD editions, it was that good) are not a…

yeah but a ten year old car doesnt let you watch netflix whilst you ignore bills or post memes to twatterbook