oh holy mother of pearl do i miss daily doses of lindy west. shrill was amazing, though, and this news is very exciting.

ME TOO. Have you read Shrill? It’s so great.

She was one of the best dirtbag writers Jezebel will ever have had. Like laugh out loud funny! What she does on twitter is invaluable.

Oh Fuck yes. Honestly my next request is Caity’s TGI Friday’s adventure into a show.

So cool! Still miss Lindy around here.

I had a raccoon offer me a pickle once- it and another raccoon were eating a discarded jar of pickles. He turned, locked eyes with me and just held one up like “you want one? They are good” before returning to his feast.

What is this “too greasy” you speak of???

If you add meat to a grilled cheese it ceases to be a grilled cheese sandwich and is simply a sandwich. Kinda destroying the whole point.

BELIEVE IN THE MAYO.

Now I must prepare and consume two grilled cheese sandwiches, to settle the butter versus mayo question. The sacrifices I make for science.

The only thing that would have made this better (other than the kid being born to decent parents to start with) would be if there’d been enough evidence to charge the mom too.

Raccoons are ingenious and have opposable thumbs.

(Buzzkill: Raccoons are not native to Korea. They’re also terrible pets. And as Koreans have come to learn this, they’ve released their older pets into the wild, where Raccoons have since become an invasive species. They’re also driving a few native endangered species to extinction. This video may show a cute…

Lol, you are an optimist if you think we’ll have electricity two years from now.

I’m originally from Cobb County, so this case has definitely been on my radar. Most of Georgia has followed it, actually. Which makes it even more ridiculous when one of my bosses earlier this year punished her children for not doing their chores by making them, and this is the quote she used, “sit in the hot car as…

Too bad they didn’t put a bowl of water in front of him then you could have seen him wash it for even more cuteness.

You’re fucking kidding me?

I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a…

Fun fact: Statisitcally speaking, Americans are now more likely to be shot by a toddler than by a terrorist.

fuck him. if he wanted to escape family life why couldn’t he just fucking file for divorce or, since he admits to having no conscience, just abandon them and leave??? at least that poor baby would still be alive. jesus christ.