He was terrible on human rights, but not more terrible than Bautista and it probably took someone like Castro to over throw him. (Dear American Fuckwits— this is what choosing the lesser of two evils looks like.)

True. He was like, “Huh. Looks like they’re doing to destroy themselves. My job here is done.”

Typical government bureaucracy.

Or on a registry and sent off to an internment camp (I still can’t believe it’s 20freaking16 and these things are being discussed.)

Dude, she’s been looking for a way out! This is it! Blink once for yes, Melania.

Indeed. Most Trump supporters have a hard time with that irony thing.

What to take bets that Melania and Barron never move to the White House? She’ll show up occasionally and stand silently by Trump’s side during photo ops. But that’s it.

Shit! Now you’re getting deported!

So a couple of things: If you and your family don’t want to live in the White House then maybe don’t run for President. Also, I know that it is normal for Secret Service to secure the president, no matter where he is staying but the idea of the US Government paying the president as part of protecting the president is…

Welcome to our new American Kleptocracy.

This gives me such rage because all I can see when I read this is all the assholes on my FB feed who posted hate stories about Obama’s ‘lavish’ and ‘outrageous’ vacations and state trips for the last eight years. I bet I don’t hear a fucking peep out of them about this. They will probably hear from me now, though. The…

Maybe one day they’ll realize that to save themselves from the effects of rapacious, unrestrained capitalism, they for some fool reason elected the poster boy for rapacious, unrestrained capitalism. Probably not, though.

Please don’t talk like that. That’s how he talks.

Meanwhile in Canada, our Prime Minister had a big kerfuffle when he first took office because he wanted to hire a *gasp* second nanny to help him and his wife with their very small children, because there were a lot of official events that they were both expected to attend together (and their kids are very little).…

I’m 99% atheist unless I’m mid scratch on a lottery ticket but I swear I am praying to every god I can google to make the miracle of a Jill Stein vote challenge happen and a Putin the Poisoner hack discovered. Glory be to the father the son and the holy recount amen.

Anyone willing to start a four year tally to see just how much money Trump siphons from U.S. taxpayers to his businesses during his time in the Oval Office? I’d volunteer, but I have a feeling this would probably be a full time job.

And so it begins. The only reason that Trump wanted to be president in the first place is to enrich himself further. The shakedown has begun. He will leave office 1000x richer and the country will be in shambles.

Won’t take a sallary, but will take millions in rent.

So this is why when I hear my friends in my craphole of a home town, where the major industry has transitioned from manufacturing to quick marts, speak enthusiastically of Trump’s love for the common man and the end of big government, I laugh and laugh. And cry a little inside.

Well, it’s okay because of Obama’s golf trips, or some such nonsense.