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If I wasn’t already pregnant that gif would have knocked me up.

Her accent was the worst part. It was cringe worthy.

That was tongue in cheek, which interestingly many Amrican commenters have missed while bemoaning the UK’s lack of humour.

Umm, no. Americans still use canned laughter is half your sitcoms. For shame!

Isn’t that Trump’s crazy doctor who writes all his prescriptions for speed?

That was delightfully informative.

Gary doesn’t even know where Aleppo is, he has no experience, he’s a libertarian who wants to fuck over as many people as he can once his is taken care of. You have a really poor grasp of him as a candidate. He’s a joke.

We’ll its better being prescribed exercise.

Leo is a hypocrite though on the eco front given his private jets and unnecessary long haul vacations.

He’s very bloated and douchey looking these days, which has offset any charm he once may have had.

My Aunt once told me the best cure for migraines was masterbation. So I’m going to assume this is what you Chiro recommended. Science.

I honestly thought that she meant “three hole punch” as some euphemism for some sort of sexual act that was spoken of in high school a lot but no one actually did as adults. That’s where my brain went.

To me at least it would seem that Instagram provides a clear indication of public interest and therefore marketability. I find it far more repugnant that the children of celebrities who were not in any way model material had semi careers out of their familial connection alone - see Theodora Richards, Lottie Moss, Jade

It’s interesting that you criticise Trump for his latent misogyny but are so blind to your own. You concisely comment on anything Kardashian related and the bile you spew is seriously disturbing. Grow up or stay in the comment section of the Daily Mail.

However she did look more like her father as a toddler, white-blonde hair and pout.

But half of the successful models are nepotism based. Same for the movie industry.

TLJ is my total old man crush. So cranky, so craggy, so hot.

Oh FFS the whole industry is vacuous as fuck and built on nepotism. The has been mediocre actors and models since the whole industry began. You sound like a Grandma looking back with rose tinted specs.

He sued because it was illegal to be gay and thus a risk to his livelihood. He was sentenced to hard labor and imprisoned for sodomy so of course he was going to sue anyone who made such allegations.

They’re also the go to for celebrity PR flacks so usually what is printed has been fed to them and is reliable.