Or Indy learns how not to crash planes?

That’s an awful lot of use of the word “apparently” and wondering about the movie, even for a rando internet comment that doesn’t add anything to the discussion. But you be you, and I’ll be there on opening night.

Yes.  Something like the neo-Nazis trying to change the course WWII.   Interesting if they do a Back to the Future thing, where old indy bumps into new indy.    Or Indy accidently invents Rock and Roll ;-)

Regardless of your opinion of her movies, she’s not entirely wrong.

Mid to low budget comedies have kind of died down quite a lot. Save for what gets produced or shown on streaming services, there just aren’t as many comedies getting theatrical releases as there once were. These recent movies also seem to play things a…

So, it’s your average Disney remake? Hyper-polished, slave to photorealism, with every rough edge sanded off, and a few token additions, but a handful of solid performances from the female leads will carry it to another billion?

Every character has an erection during the wedding ceremony. Bold choice.

Except for the fact that “purest hokum of the cheesiest hue,” is a TERRIBLE line for anyone to write. Especially in 2023.

Well I’m all in on Beetlejuice 2 now

Gothies never die

While I’m confident it will be a fun movie, and possibly the second or third best Indiana Jones movie, when I read a Twitter review from some dude calling it “Not just another Indy film, it’s one of the best movies ever!”, my bullshit detector immediately goes off.

The fact that Steven Spielberg saw it and said “Damn! I thought I was the only one who knew how to make one of these” is all the endorsement I need. I’ll be there. 

Elon Musk makes billions of dollars a year working. Nearly no one else does. Is that morally wrong?

My WFH days are when I get the most work done. This week is one of my busiest weeks of the year, my boss told me to stay home so I can get more done. Trust your workers, Elon. If you can't trust them from home, either they have deeper issues, or you do. 

Please Universe, remove this man from this time line.

Lets make Elon have to create his tweets by hand in the mine, its only the only morally fair way to do it.

I get to sit down all day when I work. Factory workers often don’t. Is that morally wrong? I get to work in a relatively quiet, semi-private environment. Factory workers don’t. Is that morally wrong?

That just means you need to see the movie with them.

Not at a movie theatre, it couldn’t.

Given that this is from the director of the first two Paddington movies, I feel confident that it will be beloved by people of all ages.

Elon Musk is human garbage. I hope Soros outlives him.