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The Wizard of Fries
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I never bailed! Just got a couple of Lickitung yesterday!

Rudy's not the mayor here. And fuck off.

My point is the piece presented Folds as the first exposure to piano used as a central instrument in a rock setting…even if you weren't intimately familiar with or a fan of those older artists, you'd have an awareness that they played that way, no?

Literally my thoughts upon hearing T&Y.

When this man is on, he's one of the most brilliant hip-hop artists I've heard in ages—Tetsuo & Youth was fucking amazing—but he's SO bizarre and seems, like Kanye, to quite possibly need help.

I can finally use one of my oldest, lamest bits:

Yeah, all the other ones that irritate you irritate me too. I just can't wrap my head around the idea of "a pizza pie" in that vein because, as a New Yorker, I feel like pizza is ours, so if we use that phraseology then that should be the phraseology, you know?

So—and I'm not trying to break balls—what would the approximate sentence be when you call to order pizza? "I'll take…" or "Yeah, I'd like to order…"…what exactly? What do you say? A pizza? One pizza? Some pizza? My friend also said when she asked for a regular slice she was corrected to order "a cheese slice"—as if

Ceci n'est-ce pas a hat.

When placing an order, like for delivery? "I'd like a large pie with extra cheese"? What else would you say? Pop, though, yeah. That's fucking stupid.

My friend and fellow native-New Yorker, who ended up in Boston for the past few years, told me about how they don't know what a pizza pie is and how they put some shitty cheese on it and how that was the beginning of the end for her tolerating that whole area anymore. That, you know, and the awful racist assholes.

What a surprise. Someone gross is also stupid.

1. It seems a very "guy" movie and I'm not that guy.
2. 99% of movies and albums and bands (and more recently TV shows) that become phenomena that everyone can't shut the fuck up about for 6 months are things I just don't get at all…and I'm almost NEVER surprised. On those few occasions over my 40+ years where I don't

Wholly uninterested.

I've never seen Caddyshack (and I feel fine)

Die.

It sucks.

"Over My Head" is awesome, and very singable. Sits in a real sweet spot range-wise.

We like the things
The things that go 'bing'
We're Donny
And Bannon
And we like the 'bing'

First of all, where the fuck does the song say "everything worked out fine"? And second, even if it were, no. Pro-choice is a broad political stance that doesn't necessarily have to correlate to one's own personal situations. You're a moron.