I know. It will baffle and enrage me until I die.

FoaBP is my favorite hip-hop album ever, followed by 2 De La records and some Quest.

Not at all. I kept hearing how it was in the spirit/vein of a lot of things I grew up loving but it just isn't.

You'd have to be pretty motherfucking bleary-eyed to mistake any of these abominations for the originals.

I feel compelled to comment but have little to add, except that I'm a vegetarian now so my fast food menu is Taco Bell, White Castle veggie sliders, and Arby's Beef 'n Cheddars—without the meat.

Couldn't disagree more.

No bones in ice cream, though.

One of these things is not like the others…

Zzz

Bullshit.

Yes. But if he digs white girls, he might want to cast things that way.

You're hot for who you're hot for. There are plenty of racists who hate brown people but still want to fuck Latinas or Persian girls. There's no intellectualizing or politicizing sexual attraction.

Chomp on my asshole.

Connor. Like it says in the article you're reacting to, and the way it's almost always spelled.

If you're into dissonance, sure.

But…you totally can deduce what people think by what their professed ideologies are.

What about a painless death? Do you sign for that?

"The middle" lol

…based on…

People are misunderstanding this joke entirely. It's an indictment of his crazy family and the effects it can have on a kid, not some attack on the kid himself. If that offends you anyway that's fine, but be offended by the accurate thing.