Aaaaaand here is why you lose elections.

I don’t see both sides as equal. I see both sides as shitty. I don’t HAVE to be a crazy skinhead or an insane social justice warrior. I can choose to be neither.

Yes. The attitude of the Hillary Clinton types is what caused this shit in the first place.

“Yeah, but their stupid accounting metric rely on numbers...”

This is absurd. There is not a business model in any industry that would assign a value to a franchise this way.

This is the best kinja. The best.

Guy here - I shake hands with everyone when doing business intros, even women. I always found the hugging thing weird too. People tend to be slightly taken aback when I offer to shake hands instead of hug. I always wonder if it’s taken as an insult somehow.

I can tell he didn’t get many letters for the Rams because they play football in a city where nobody gives a shit that they exist.

You’re missing Jason Kidd, who took the Nets to the finals two years in a row in a pathetically weak East. But you could really use Kidd and Steve Nash as evidence here. Both amazing pure point guards, not crazy scorers, and neither really sniffed a championship when leading the team. They needed better players as…

Yeah that was weird. “I don’t think interviewing fighters after they’ve been knocked out is a good idea, but this time is special and different!”

<Cut to grown man crying and looking utterly pathetic>

Chris Christie, bravely testing the limits of how high a man can pull up his pants before they forcibly rip his taint. A true pioneer, indeed.

Omfg. “Kink shamed”??? Do you realize how ridiculous you sound?

“Culturally normal” does not mean “things Tiresias likes”. “Culturally normal” means “things that are generally found in a culture”. Insisting that Confederate Flags aren’t a part of southern culture is absurd. Maybe you want to CHANGE that, and rightfully so, but you would be changing a cultural norm that has…

Hey, I’m with you. Confederate flags are dumb redneck shit. But if the standard we are applying here is people get to stick to their backwards customs due to “cultural norms”, Confederate flags are clearly something that are “culturally normal” yet obnoxious. So black people like yourself have zero right to ask for…

Ummm...have you ever been to the south? Confederate flags are EVERYWHERE there. Asking someone to take one down would be highly unpopular.

Mackenzie moved into a neighborhood that has had ice cream trucks and refreshment carts playing music on its streets for at least the past 40 years if not longer.

The point is there is a big difference in “99% of rape accusations are true”, and “I personally think 99% of rape accusations are true.”

You don’t want to listen to ice cream truck music on loop for two hours every day? SUCH AN ANNOYING WHITE PERSON. Listening to ice cream truck music on loop is an essential part of the NYC experience!

Cultural norms take precedence because annoying white girl. That is the moral of the story.

Wow, that sounds really annoying.