They can get even more money by suing you for the illegal downloads? There's a hell of a business model for you.

Now do it again with a ninja theme.

That would be an AWESOME afterlilfe!

Yes, because these days "active parenting" is considered abusive behavior. Spank your kid, go to jail. When he grows up with no idea of personal responsibility he can join you there and you'll make up for lost time.

At least it loaded for you..... I don't even get the right-bar article list anymore.

What the hell is "draining fluid"? How do you pour it over a camera?

No.

Clearly an attempt to reach the under-served zombie demographic.

Pardon me, my boobiephone is ringing.

You made me cry because my career path never had a chance in hell of putting me in that cockpit. If only I had it to do all over again....

Get some speed up in an open space and I bet you'll see some. The video never really showed how fast that wheel might get. Imagine flooring it and after a couple of turns the front end starts whipping around! I'd love to try this out.

Think of the doughnuts you could spin with that!

Somehow I thought the alternate views would still represent a 3D image of his head. Guess not.

You must be new here; let me show you around.

I'd much rather be a Kentucky Colonel, myself. Free chicken!

I think most citizens' grasp came about the same way.

By the end of the video all I could think of was "Metropolis".

Great, now the old Tin Man is gonna start bitching that this guy has 2 but he had to go beg the flippin' wizard to get just one.

Beany and Cecil, the Seasick Sea Serpent.

He's not a criminal, he's a corrections officer. He was getting recertified to continue in that same employment. And Facebook has no value in a "background check" as it contains no public records.