@vgrfx: Gee, I thought everyone had to do this: Each year on your birthday your parents have to renew your birth certificate. Mine expires on 18 April each year. My parents collect the $2k processing fee from me and make sure I live to see my next birthday. That's why a birthday party is such a big deal - your…

@icerabbit: Sure, in America at least. Kat's a Brit though, and "over there" a towed camper is often called a "caravan". So calling this a "'van" is not so far fetched.

@Monty: Great, first my birth certificate, now my marriage certificate? I guess it only makes sense that my wife should be able to extort an annual fee the same way my parents do. She may have a bit less leverage though as I will be less reluctant to end my marriage than my life.

@Felipe058: Ummm....ahh.. do I dare ask what movie or show that is from?

@chanke42521: I think I owe you an "approve" here.

@daiv.boveri: Nope, not at all. I, too, thought it was a birth chamber for the alien about to erupt from his abdomen.

@DrGonzho: I picture a bran full of rows of women all hooked up to breast pumps.

Set Knokkers up next to the cornhole boards and you've got quite an evening....

@n0directi0nh0me: Lots and lots of splitting. Maybe the model will help hold your wood for you.

Really, they're going to ship it in a box marked "AK47"? That should get ATF's attention.

@ortizlgnd4: SQUIRREL!!!

@Arbron: That's a damn good question, but creationists have apparently found the answer somewhere and explained it at the Creation Museum, a local embarasment here in my area.

@the7ouch: It's what Noah built his ark with.

Is this categorized under "vivisection"?

Is that what Michael Gross has been working on since Family Ties was canceled?

@woshiernog: In this case it would be any company looking for a way around the license fees. I doubt Apple considers the customer to be "the enemy", but competitors certainly would fit that description, and not just for Apple.

@NorthernRoamer: I'd call it a "sally port". They probably knew all along this could be done, as there's no new technology involved. They just hoped the enemy wouldn't find it too soon.

@KamWrex: Arrr, shiver me sphincter!

Max?!? Max Headroom!! How the hell have you been? God, it seems like 30 years since I saw you last - you haven't changed a bit!

I'm not sure why, but the lead photo made me think of this little guy.