Step one in my transition to Squidward. Won't SpongeBob be surprised!

@Novaload: She always rides cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl if it's raining.

@InsidiousTuna: Yeah! I want The Apple Dumpling Gang! The Rescuers! Anything with Don Knotts, Tim Conway, Dick Van Dyke, Fred MacMurray, etc.

@Keeter: I printed it on toilet paper. Reduce, reuse, recycle!

@darklybishop: I would rain terror on a kids soccer game with that. See the soccer moms scurry for the car. What fun!

@Master_Soda: And Greta Garbo as Leia. Hey, this could work out after all!

@Nathan Cline: "NNNOOOOOOO!!!!"

@WetSkeletonz: Lee Marvin! I haven't thought about him in a while. That would be fun!

@kaffenated: Could it be worse than Fred Astair selling vacuum cleaners?

@tikibomb: Hmmm, a John Wayne Jedi vs. a Chuck Norris Sith. Could be interesting.

Yeah! I can't wait to see Bing Crosby and Bob Hope in "The Road to Mos Eisley"!

Read it too fast and thought "How will they get Norman Rockwell to design anything?"

@heisthejordan: I dream of old small churches. There are several in our area that would make incredible homes, but the tiny congregations just refuse to give up and move.

@hematemisis: Kickstart!

@Stem_Sell: ...groan...

@gizface: I think I'd leave a trail of clues leading to the bodies under the basement floor.

@Rathus: While fixing up our 1893 home we discovered that the name of the first family to own the house was written on the back of some of the molding and trim pieces. Not real "personal" as I took it to be simply a way of identifying parts, but still kind of cool to see this from a century earlier.

@Raven Riley: It got a write-up here some years ago. It was an "art" project as I recall, there is a screen over the building's facade and the whole thing was computer controlled.

@BOSS: Odd people would be a lot more entertaining.

I don't know which is worse: the fact that there are people out there who think this is science, or the fact that they can throw so much money at it.