Look out for Sarah's Mama Grizzlies...

@mhardy3001: Where's my slingshot dammit?

@CherM2222: That's where it is for me, too. Her eyes.........

@Brodka: regrettably: You forgot "Cannibals & Clowns: Does This Taste Funny to You?"

Mmmmm....Olivia Wilde.....

@theape: Guess that puts me in "Meager 30ish" range. That's what I get for being discerning.

@dan.p: Are you crazy!?!?!?

@Instantpontaneous: This is pretty much the same argument I used to get the "Reunion Committee" off my back. Even though we work for the same company, he only contacted me when he had money tied up in reservations. Friend? Nah, not even close. Maybe facebook needs an "aquaintance" feature.

@kitsuneconundrum: Now I want to sign up for one of his classes!

@Craig Cragoo Fernandez: USB ports installed in his sinuses, cables hanging from the nostrils. He can jack into his laptop - hanging around his neck like nerd bling - and upload it wirelessly. Can't wait for cold and flu season.

@gtaz19: There's probably a surcharge for the voyerism.

@dannkherb: Let us know how it ends. If there's a proposal, make it techy and cool and they'll post the video here.

All this is just making me glad I can't afford to fly a family of 5 anywhere. I can't revolt - I'm broke and out of vacation time.

So, the new one will have a 5 speed manual tranny?

@trevor006: "Crack, Gromit! Crack!"

@Pierce Nichols: I'm trying to figure out a joke about "Hoist with her own petard" now, and it just isn't working out for me.

@Nighson: Hey! She's lip syncing!! Refund!

@radarskiy: That's a good point. I'm assuming consent was involved because otherwise it's even creepier. I think he'd have gotten a longer sentence on different charges, too.

@commander_k: Sorry, but I don't see any reason outside forensics or medicine. I've been married 16 years and we have no photos like this of each other, even after multiple long-term stretches of forced separation.

I still don't get why anyone would allow nude pics to be taken in the first place.