I don’t know where you are, but there IS help available. The biggest mistake I made in my abusive relationship was not reaching out for help...I’m just outside of DC, if you are close or even ever just need to talk, I’m always here <3

It was basically Dixie Chicks Redux

I stand corrected, I seem to have confused her with Miss Teen South Carolina from 2007:

““Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?” Upton responded:

I *think* she was actually Miss South Carolina, as, you know there is a functional education system in California...

Your father was a wise, wise man...

Don’t ever visit Beijing...

As someone who has a similar family history (that no one in our ‘white, Christian’ family wants to acknowledge), I am so grateful for Stephen Miller’s uncle it’s unbelievable. If the Trump admins rules had been in place when my mother’s family fled, I wouldn’t be here to type this. But you know, all of my family are…

You know, that’s actually fucking brilliant, but I don’t think I could stomach having to go into their churches....they might sense my presence and burn me at the stake or something!

I’m glad you enjoy laughing at people on the Spectrum?!

I woke up to RBG trending on Twitter and almost had a coronary before I saw the actual headline! I had a second of the deepest existential fear and dread I’ve had since Nov 9, 2016 at the thought that she might have died...

I’m also O+ and she can have whatever she needs from me! Blood, platelets, organs, skin, eyes, I don’t care, I’m a one-woman organ farm as far as RBG is concerned!

I went with my husband when he both discussed and then got his vasectomy - I’m sure some doctors are more wary, but this guy literally walked into the office looking over Mr. BallOfStress’ file, said “Um, vasectomy, huh? Sounds good, we’ll schedule it for 2 weeks from now!”

Whereas when Mr. BallOfStress accompanied me…

Really? Mr. BallOfStress was 26 and the doctor booked him in immediately.

Yeah, and you know what, the doctor likely WILL DO THE DAMN VASECTOMY WITHOUT A FUSS! Whereas if you are a woman who wants to have your tubes tied, it’s a freaking Hurculean struggle to even get a doctor to *consider* it if you aren’t a.) a mother of AT LEAST 2 already, and b.) married, AND c.) over 30, but really 35,…

NO. Fuck that shit! Heroin is NOT a bloody pain medication. It’s an illicit drug and the confusion of the two is why people like me, who take their fucking medication responsibly (I saw this sitting here, waiting the extra 8-fucking-minutes to take my next prescribed dose of pain medication, because I REFUSE to take…

One of the problems with this case was that to my understanding, none of the patients testified. Because why the hell SHOULD they have to out themselves and their medical business to anyone? But really, the nature of abortion clinics is that many people AREN’T repeat clients, so establishing a ‘pattern of harassment…

Not at all

I have no knowledge of theWWF person in question, but the correct pronunciation is “Eh-rahn.” 

It was deemed a “he said, she said” issue because my young daughter was in the house and so I simply went dead inside in order to get through it to protect her...and the random neighbor who walked by, who SAW him grab me by the neck and throw me inside as I begged for him to stop, never said anything, either at the…

Do you even know what a misdemeanor alleged assault can constitute?! Because it can literally be anything from bumping into someone “roughly” or spitting on someone.

My DV restraining order against my abusive ex was for imprisoning me in a room, shaking me, and raping me. But sure, it’s TOTALLY a much lower offense!