A.) I love him too! and B.) he does in certain episodes, mainly the latter part of Season 1
On a scale of 1 to ‘oh fuck it who the hell cares, I’m totally doing this!’ would it be to switch my bad drunken texting behaviour from my exes to this dude? Because he’s on both Facebook and Twitter and I have ALL THE FEELINGS when drunk and I think this guy needs to know what young, fertile women think of him! At…
It is/was!
That’s Oliver, the giraffe baby-daddy! So he had every reason to be so invested!
Please be my best friend? Because I have referred to Olney as “Where Fun Goes to Die” for the last decade or more! Also, I lived in the 3rd District when I lived in Baltimore AND when I moved down to MoCo, which basically sums up how bad it is. And finally, FUCK the MD Dems for gerrymandering the crazy-ass Rep. from…
We must be neighbors! Or at least stuck in the same circle of Parent Hell ;-)
Oh, I have a great one! I’m a young mom in general, but it’s HIGHLY unusual for the area and SES Mr. BallofStress and I live/work. This has led to many years of other parents (and teachers!) assuming that I’m the nanny. This was especially true in our private pre-K and kindergarten (I was mid-20s at this point, the…
Ok, well my Northen WASP in-laws certainly would not classify us (MDers) as ‘northern’ by any stretch, so IDK what to tell you... I grew up here with sweet tea, Southern manners, and ‘bless your heart’ and I guess it just depends on where you’re from in this state. But spend some time on the Eastern Shore...
Are you from MD? Because certain counties still have the bloody KKK in town parades and trust me, I went to high school with a bunch of boys who proudly flew the Stars & Bars from the back of their pick-ups.
To be fair, Maryland *is* technically below the Mason-Dixon Line. People always forget that, but MD only stayed in the Union because Lincoln basically took over the state militarily.
It’s a tiny bit big, but I think it will be more fitted after a wash!
This need SO MANY MORE STARS! All the stars!
That is what alimony is for! And g-d knows none of them signed pre-nups (at least realistically, because that would be admitting the marriage could fail), so she COULD in fact leave if she really wanted to.......but that’s assuming she has any idea of the law around all of this and how it works, which coming from her…
I think the former is more manageable/realistic, but now I’m going to have to carry around a fanny pack cooler with Dippin Dots at all times.... I’m willing to take the humiliation for a chance at internet greatness! ;-)
This is now my new life goal.
Ok Spicey, what the hell kind of Irish-American gives up drinking for Lent?! Do you not know when St. Paddy’s Day is?!
THANK YOU! I made it about 12 minutes in - having truly been excited for the special and wanting to like it - before I had to turn it off because it simply wasn’t funny. It was awkward, forced, etc. So while I hate that Schumer is being trolled simply because of her gender, it’s tough because it was an awful…
THANK YOU! It’s not a demonstration of “moral superiority” or whatever it is people are trying to imply here that they managed to recover from surgery without opioids. Bully for them, but there ARE legitimate reasons people take these medications! I don’t take them to get high, I take them to be able to get out of bed…