In a decade vending machine snacks will be considered super-foods by the scientific community.

Dead in the sense that we all die. It’s unlikely that ZD is planning on spending $100M on Gawker Media just to shut it down. Deadspin isn’t top tier in terms of readership, so it could still be shut down or spun off, but the default assumption should be that it will keep on going indefinitely.

Like dead in the sense of all humans die or dead in the sense that Deadspin will inevitably go away due to this?

But why

Outside of the few of us that may work for or are starting a sneaker business, this isn’t very interesting. Adequate man doesn’t seem like the correct forum.

Poor guy