There are a lot of takes on the show. At least we can all agree the main character wasn't Seinfeld.

Not even close. It's more like The Walking Dead with softcore incest.

I've been saying that for years. Every time he thinks about writing, he thinks about all the shit people are giving him, and he immediately pushes writing out of his brain again.

I'm actually kind of stunned TV Club is still covering H&CF. I'm glad they are, but considering all that has been cut, it seems an unlikely one to keep around.

Yeah, I put in an edit on my post. I've tried it now, and this is pretty good. Thanks a lot, dirtside.

Has anyone actually tried this? The thing has 0 reviews.

The turtle really needs an "It's a living!" voice balloon.

Nobody knows what FOC is anymore. They just slap it on every 20th article.

They aren't going to leave Jamie out of this.

She obviously gave the prize to her good friend Nicole Kidman.

If we weren't on the brink of the Kinjapocalypse, I would insist that you begin all future comments on any topic with the phrase, "As a turtle biologist…"

There are a couple of good movies about natural disasters, but on the whole, they tend to be pretty bad.

When Cersei finds out Jon and Dany are incestuous lovers too, she will weep with joy that there are other people in the world who understand her, and her heart will grow two sizes that day.

Are are sure there are still humans working here? I think they just have an algorithm that collects entertainment stories from other sites and substitutes just enough synonyms, leaning on snarkier ones, to make it original content.

I always liked AV Club because it was a pop culture site that didn't really traffic in celebrity gossip. I don't want Trump articles here either, but fortunately this place is over soon anyway.

That could have only been uglier if they put in his home address. Then again, that would have taken actual research.

It would be epic to watch Keith David's white people encouragement from Community collide with Larry David.

I still expect an episode of Mr. Show due to watching my old videotapes of that for years.

Nothing makes Trump angrier than someone being seen to have helped him in any way.

I need more upvotes.