Pennsylvania is just knock-off North Carolina full of wannabe Southerners. 

Get past PA as fast as possible, aren’t you in NC? Are there even cities there?

With the decals and the Louvers...kinda 80s throwback?

You get a star. ‘Cause math.

I did some math.

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

That is insane. I feel like you could have lifted that story out of Exodus and nobody would have known the wiser.

Much like the hair style... This is ugly beyond words. 

A couple of weeks ago I saw a pickup truck with a mullet:

Also, I once saw a Mustang pull out of a parking lot and not run over a single person. Guys, there are little miracles all around us if we just look close enough. 

BULLSHIT.

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

Idiot republicans have unlimited gall calling anyone a “snowflake”. They are rude, selfish brats and should be put in a very long time out.

Did you just victim blame a highway?

Speed doesn’t kill. Immediate stop does.

I’m sure he’s sorry.

Hearing “HEADSHOTTTT” blast in that sweet surround sound would be epic.

As a dad, shouldn’t you pick Mario just to save your kids from his showboating arse?

Good life friend as well, if that was his first response.

Mario is a showboating asshole. I’d hit him with the triple red shells, spaced just far enough apart that the third one explodes his soul. I do this to my kids all the time when we play.