What is the point of this?

Nice touch with the invincibility.

This looks about a million times better than the "Lincoln Fry" from a few years back, which it turned out was just a commercial prop modeled after a someone's reported french fry that kind of sort of resembles Abraham Lincoln.

*should-be. I realize that it's still Sony's property, and I don't really care about the legality of it. That's just my opinion.

Not to spark an artistic-property debate, but I really think those songs are public domain, now that the artist is dead. To hell with Sony.

6th oldest tree: "keep climbing the ladder..."

"...and don't stop no matter how much I resist. That totally turns me on."

How does this count as "Action News"?

I want those 7 minutes back.

After the trial, Mr. Kalisch, who is himself Jewish, was heard muttering "Oh Gawd... Why do I degrade myself like this!"

This article is irresponsible.

The guy on the left looks so much cooler. The guy on the right is a dork.

LOVE? Who's been screwing with this thing!?

Oh, I see you've played knifey-spatula before!

Normally I would immediately torrent this, but I love this man too much, so I'm gonna pay.

...and your cat can take a dump in there at no extra cost!

Wow.. the business world sure is funny.

All of these people already look like zombies.

The best bagels are actually in New Jersey. I know that's difficult to hear. Deal with it.

I was about to say the same exact thing.