True enough, the state park is nice. I did part of my scuba certification in the lake there.

Even for the south, it's exceptionally churchy. The Baptist megachurch is like a de facto house of government, and it's recognized by pundits and politicians on the Christian Right as their version of Mecca. They do things right in Tyler, no sinful crap like condoms or education there.

I went to graduate school in Tyler. The flowers smelled nice in the spring and I had fun fishing in the lake on campus. Those are the two most positive things I can say about Tyler.

Wrap a rubber band around the lid for extra grip. Works every time.

Yeah, West Virginia wins this one. Depending on your definition of "win."

Vermont came off better than most.

Vomit now.

Nobody liked Bioshock Infinite's original cover art, so now you can download a better image of its white protagonists. If that counts.

Likewise, the breastplate with breasts that so often accompanies the horned helmet.

FN-2187 was a pretty good shot once he ditched the armor.

…in whether or not they're spelled correctly? It is pronounced "croppie" rather than "crappy," so it get misspelled a lot.

Most of its businesses are criminal fronts, isn't that culturally distinct?

I bought a store-brand tape measure from Target once. It fits in the hand neatly, the rubberized coating is comfortable and gives good grip, it has two separate controls to lock the extended portion in place— whoever designed it has clearly used a few tape measures and put some thought into how to make a better one. …

They're large predatory sunfish (well, larger than their kid-friendly relatives like bluegill and pumpkinseed) of the genus Pomoxis. Compared with other warmwater sport fish, they're more challenging sport than bluegill or catfish, and they're better eating than largemouth bass. As they spawn early in the spring,…

The Acme Kastmaster is my favorite trout and crappie lure. It's easy to get some distance on your cast, even with a lightweight version, and they hardly ever explode in my face.

Soder Cola is still active in Gotham City, according to Arkham Origins. Don't remember if those buildings showed up in Arkham City.

Ad networks and malware distributors are basically the same thing— they both want to hit as many computers as possible with a minimum of server space. As such, they're massively popular targets for hackers, and clean ad networks are rare to find.

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That one's non-canonical, according to the purists. It was made without the involvement of the usual production team, so it's considered a copyright fluke rather than a James Bond film, kinda like the David Niven Casino Royale. TBS disagrees, but that's probably the reasoning.

Frycence to Kill
Frymonds Are Forever
…The Living Dayfryghts? I think we're running out of these.