Homerrrrrrr!

That [patch] is for…not being involved in the white power movement.

No it's not, we taught a lion to eat tofu!

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress…

Damn right you do.  To clarify, you can be a pretentious beer snob without being a fake geek, you just have to know what you're actually talking about.  Not every self-proclaimed beer geek does.

No fake male geeks?  Oh, they're out there.  Chances are if you've ever been cornered by someone spewing pretentious bullshit about craft beer, you've met a fake male geek.  Same with gamers who think they're hot min-maxing shit because they lead all the guilds in Skyrim.

Dork- socially awkward, poor talker, possibly unhygienic.  Intelligence is not required to qualify for dork-ness.  See Milhouse van Houten.
Geek- fanatically obsessed with the minutiae of whatever fascinates them, most conventionally science or Star Trek or D&D or computers, though some would include…

Homerrrrrrr!

All the way through?  I'm impressed.  This and "Kill Switch" are the only ones I couldn't finish, including the Brady Bunch one.  Apparently I'm allergic to William Gibson.

DENTAL— d'oh!

We have seen too much of body bags and ball sacks.

IR illuminator, perhaps?  Basically a stealth flashlight whose beam contains no visible wavelengths, and is only visible through light-amplification optics?

IR illuminator, perhaps?  Basically a stealth flashlight whose beam contains no visible wavelengths, and is only visible through light-amplification optics?

Yeah, the only thing Tom ever had to do with the games was 1) saying he Approved of them (he allegedly didn't fully approve of Sam's headset, what with how you need separate lenses for light-amplification and for thermal imaging, but forgave that transgression), and 2) accepting a buttload of money for it.  Oh, and I…

Yeah, the only thing Tom ever had to do with the games was 1) saying he Approved of them (he allegedly didn't fully approve of Sam's headset, what with how you need separate lenses for light-amplification and for thermal imaging, but forgave that transgression), and 2) accepting a buttload of money for it.  Oh, and I…

Line of the night.

Line of the night.

Tina's version of "cutting loose" is never not funny.

Tina's version of "cutting loose" is never not funny.

True story: manatees were likely mistaken for mermaids by old-timey sailors, largely because (unlike pigs) they have tits in the right place, more or less.