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Bakken Hood
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God, yes, the timeless references are what make a show like this work.  It continues to blow my mind every time I see a classic movie and suddenly get a joke I saw on TV fifteen years ago.  It blows my mind in the best possible way.

That just raises further questions!

That just raises further questions!

Sweet Jesus, that man was the fucking king of hiding dark subtext under a jubilant exterior.  I've worked over a dozen jobs in almost as many states (Utah 2007 above left) since I graduated high school, and while I was driving across the country over and over, always hoping that this job would be the one to put me on

Sweet Jesus, that man was the fucking king of hiding dark subtext under a jubilant exterior.  I've worked over a dozen jobs in almost as many states (Utah 2007 above left) since I graduated high school, and while I was driving across the country over and over, always hoping that this job would be the one to put me on

"The real trouble with the goddamned Indians, reflected Hayduke, is that they are no better than the rest of us.  The real trouble is that the Indians are just as stupid and greedy and cowardly and dull as us white folks."  Ed was an equal opportunity offender and clearly took great pride in it.

Yeah, if this ever sees the light of day, it'll be in horrifically neutered form.  They obviously won't be able to film within miles of Lake Powell, and I'd be surprised if they can even mention it without getting sued.  They're going to have to take some inexcusable liberties with Rudolf's Last Stand as well, unless

I destroyed a dam in Utah a few years ago.  I invoked Hayduke's name more than once.

If a film adaptation of The Monkey Wrench Gang doesn't give somebody at Fox a literal aneurysm, hopefully on camera, I will consider it an abject failure.

-I thought we were only going to litter paved roads…?

I don't know how many times I've lost my faith in humanity after learning something was real when I thought The Simpsons or The Onion made it up.

I, too, have a device that can brew a single cup of "coffee" at a time.

What, no White Wilderness, the notorious Disney nature "documentary" that made up the suicidal-lemming myth and used a rotating turntable, a river canyon, and a dozen pets they bought from the children in a local Indian village to prove it on film?

Indeed, Edison pushed to give the newfangled electric chair the nickname "Westinghouse" because it would put you to eternal west.  Nyuk.  Also, Westinghouse supported a direct-current electric chair.

I smiled when Breitbart kicked.  He was an awful person and we're better off without his deliberately destructive lies.

I thought I was the only Dalton-as-Bond apologist alive.

Samuel Barber - Adagio for Strings
Antonin Dvorak - Symphony No. 9 "From the New World," mvt. II
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Ave Verum Corpus

I don't know if I've ever played such an unbalanced game. The classes are practically identical to start with, and by the time you've unlocked anything useful, the scaled AI won't die for anything and can down you in two shots. The friendly AI is deliberately gimped and won't help. Playing with friends makes it

To answer the original question…
…no.

Also Sam Fisher. Also Joanna Dark, unfortunately.