And recall that early on the right tried to paint the Obamas as “elitist”. Doing stuff like this helps debunk that. Man has an uphill battle in all directions.

God David Spade is insufferable. He went on Real Time with Bill Maher to moan and whine about being an older guy who likes to date women who are significantly younger. According to him and Maher, this is the last taboo in the dating world. They went on a rant about how being an older guy is so hard because everyone…

Pretty sure it was Katy Perry at the Superbowl.

I saw it and it wasn’t. The whole point was to address climate change in a really real, meaningful way. They visited the glacial fields in Alaska which have shrunk to a staggering degree in just 8 years. If that’s not a supremely intelligent and engaging way to inform people then I don’t know what is.

His comment smacks of that classic thing which is becoming super prevalent especially online - seeing a headline or promo and coming to all sorts of conclusions. I’m guilty of it too. Fuck I barely read this post but my excuse is, cos David Spade.

Brother in law.

There’s only one thirsty politician for me.

I’m reading this and nodding my head because OF COURSE David Spade did something like this.

He should know what he’s talking about. This guy knows thirsty. Your honor, I’d like to enter the following “films” into the record:

Funny embarrassing story about David Spade: I worked at one of the 3 bars in Big Bear Lake in 2001. This little guy (literally, he’s tiny) brought an underage girl with him and demanded to be let in.

Do you think he doesn’t? Do you realize he’s on call 24/7? No matter where he is, what he’s doing...sleeping, eating, reading a book. All of the world’s troubles are on his plate. Using mass media to reach people to discuss issues is a pretty relevant part of his job.

I thought when you looked up “thirsty” in the Urban Dictionary David Spade’s picture came up for the first definition.

It is annoying when the most famous human in America taps into that to reach the people he represents globally. What a dick.

I believe Obama was on that survival show to discuss climate change, that little thing that affects us all...

Calling it thirsty shows he doesn’t understand what Obama is doing. It’s also using an obnoxious expression.

Somehow I don't put a lot of stock into what David Spade thinks about dignity.

My cousin has been shown being arrested on local news twice this year which means he too has been on tv more than David Spade.

I highly recommend the opposite of a tl;dr — go read the entire Dallas Food series that’s linked. It’s an engrossing read and an undeniable takedown of the Mast Brothers. In short though — 1)claimed to be “bean to bar” while remelting industrial chocolate; 2)claimed to be first operation to “rediscover” simple…

On a scale where Special Dark would score a 4, any Ritter bar must be at least a 20.

The rest of the high-end chocolate industry hates the hell out of these guys, what with sucking up all the oxygen (Brooklyn! Beards! Media savvy!) while churning out crap. If all you know of $9 bars of chocolate is Mast Bros., you could be forgiven for thinking no chocolate is worth $9 a bar—but that’s no more true…