A middle class upbringing. So what the frelling frack are you doing richsplaining to people who have been actually poor how they should just, you know, be smarter and then they will stop beeing so poor.

“I swear, so many lazy answers here. Maybe we need another great depression just so people can learn to use their brain.”

I applaud your ability to get an underweight two-year old to eat that meal.

No protein in a can of veggies and a box of noodles.

Tell me how to walk or ride a bike to work without smelling like sweat and whatever pollutants are flying around, and I’ll give you an internet dollar. Hell, riding the bus is bad enough—somehow I always sit next to someone that smells like ass or wears the loudest cologne possible. (I’m looking at you, Drakkar Noir…

Dependent on having access to a legitimate grocery store, not just a burger king and a couple of gas station convenience stores (which is the reality for a surprisingly large number of Americans)

Elsie Otter sounds like some old Northern English woman from 1960s Coronation Street or some sitcom skit about it. Or something from Beatrix Potter or Sylvanian Families. You could have Ida Squirrel, Maud Badger or Ivy Weasel.

Where am I putting these chicken thighs if I don’t have a fridge? That’s a reality for a LOT of poor folks.

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

People are really responding to my crazy Aunt which I totally get because for awhile I was obsessed with her. How come no one knew basic details of her life? Like, how is she so crazy and why aren’t the rest of my family obsessed with figuring out all her lies. Even more, why?!? How did she come to be this way? She’s…

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

That fucking sucks. What happened to your sister is not fair.

When my father was dying of cancer, I had to delete people from my facebook who kept posting about ‘natural cancer treatments Big Farma doesn’t want you to know about’. Posts about lemon juice being 10000 times stronger than chemo. etc.
It made so so angry but I realized it’s pointless to go into a debate with people…

Oh fuck you lady. Fuck you so hard. My sister ate perfectly nutritious foods 98% of the time- I could live on cake. She slept well each night and woke the same time each day. I have been known to “ride it out” and just sleep the following day through. If I am really giddy you can bet that I have not slept in at least…

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that she never really got chemo.

Uuugggggh if only they had a Math Box too

People who claim they cured their “cancer” by eating right and living well piss me off to no end. It implies that the rest of us who’ve had cancer weren’t strong or smart enough to cure ourselves.