Ok, hold up a minute; seriously, stop a sec.

This is probably a long shot but you were the nurse taking care of my wife while she was having our baby. I enjoyed our eye contact

The book is called "I can be a software engineer!" not "I can accurately portray IT demographics!". They could (and almost certainly should) have made Brian and Steven girls. They also could have cooled it a bit with the pink crap, but I guess it is Barbie.

"Oh, honey, look! He's beautiful!"

Even if those things are true, can you maybe put your penis feels away for the birth of your fucking child? Like, even if he HATES his wife, and the feeling is mutual, your child is coming out of her vagina and maybe keep your attention on that?

I've been a labor and delivery nurse for over 15 years. I've had well over a dozen male partners of the women I'm caring for come on to me or ask me out, and I'm pretty much your average, overweight night nurse in scrubs in a pony tail. My co-workers tell of the same thing. I'm really not sure what these guys are…

Yeah but if there were some extenuating circumstance that made this not the titanically dick move it sounds like, he would have mentioned it in the ad.

I kind of went all 'mom' on him, in a way. He was a big fucking dude, who is now in my apartment alone with me and he's obviously not thinking clearly. There was a split second there where I am processing it thinking, "Fuuuuck, this could go badly." Shame won though. Yay shame!

Reasons I think this might be fake:

I hope it's trolling, but I've sat in a corner at work, eating lunch, while listening to the guys decide that a particular friend of the group had the hottest wife because although she'd had kids, she looked like she'd never given birth. They also went into some detail about their own wives bodies that they shouldn't…

she is just SO SELF CENTERED and let herself go! Always complaining about being tired and sick and her legs and back aching. There was even those few months at first when she barfed ALL THE TIME (though she may have been faking it) and she BARELY HAD SEX WITH HIM! Now she has stretch marks and wears granny panties.…

A friend of mine in law enforcement showed me a gouged tree in town, and told me he had responded to a car accident there a few years prior, where the driver crashed into the tree whilst getting a blowjob from his girlfriend. Where was his wife? In the local hospital, having just given birth to their first child.

Well ever since labor started his wife has been all "me me me". The romance is dead.

None of those things make this acceptable in my book. Even if you're free to date, there are times and places where that ought to go on the back burner.

just imagine...his wife is basically naked, covered in sweat, in the worst pain of her life. Nurse has her hand in her vagina checking things out. Nurse looks up at dad who is standing by bedside and says "I can feel the head! time to hold her leg so she can push!" Their eyes meet as she says this and it's simply ALL…

My cousin's fiance kept undressing me with his eyes and licking his lips... at their fucking engagement party. He was just so revoltingly obvious and shameless, and I had never felt such disgust at a man in my life. You know when you can just hear his gross thoughts? Aaagh. I couldn't believe it. You're engaged! To my…

"Tomorrow". As in, the baby was literally born that day and instead of thinking about his new child he's focused on whether he'll be able to hook up with a hot nurse. Ewwwwwwwww.

.... BUT SHE HAS A NEW HAT

I think that was a cartoon character from 1985 that got lost and went in the wrong classroom.

The obligatory guy with the popped collar tells you that this story was written by...an idiot, but I can't determine if it was a man or woman.