bakedtoperfection
Bakedtoperfection
bakedtoperfection

And then straight on to the Supreme Court!

I want to laugh at every single LGBTQ+ person who voted for Trump.

He is the horrifying embodiment of  “I know you are, but what am I?”

I always assumed he wanted to be the first doctor to perform brain surgery on himself and fucked up royally.

Excuse me but I haven’t “swallowed” anything. For almost two years the focus was that the report would signal Trump himself colluded with Russia, that was the case Dems chose to present as their main argument. Now, when the charge is shifting to obstruction of justice the view to the electorate is still largely that

He still believes that you sluts are all lying harpies out to wreck men’s lives, but he misspoke in that he didn’t mean to say it out loud.

I don’t want him to die alone. I want to be there watching. 

Am I the only one that has no real problem with a candidate lacking policy specifics in April 2019?

I Florida tuck - no shirt at all, handcuffs in the back. Plus meth.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

Jesus christ! This crap just never ends. We get it. You just want to be a jerk to people and not face any repercussions. You’re all victims. Blah blah blah.

It’s almost like women and other minorities are the ones taking the brunt of this sort of behaviour.

You aren’t describing “how guys treat each other,” you’re describing toxic people being toxic together at work, creating a toxic company culture

You realize every single person you work with hates you, right?

Whoah. Whoahwhoawhoawhoawhoah. Holup.

I was witness to this meltdown in real time last night. And IT. WAS. GLORIOUS.

Down with the Oxford comma.

He's gotta stop grabbing people by their left ventricle!

Cream cheese frosting all the way!

I foolishly thought a casualty(killed and wounded) tally into the hundreds would be shocking enough to maybe get some serious action taken.