bakedtoperfection
Bakedtoperfection
bakedtoperfection

Replacing the NRA-owned politicians in Congress is a years-long process that many people have been, are, and will continue to be working on. Few Americans other than politicians give a damn what the gun lobby wants, but that doesn’t mean we have the ability to enact instantaneous change.

i want to read it from start to finish, but i know i’ll just skip to the end to see if trump dies.

Mine too! I look back at notes from university and can't believe that I used to have such nice writing. 

Checks? What are those?

I’ve experienced the opposite, or rather some weird offshoot. People over 35 think I have lovely handwriting, and people under 35 think it’s illegible.

Same! I barely write these days and my handwriting is terrible. I blame it on one of my teachers in high school and standardized testing. I can’t recall which class it was for, but the teacher had a hard time reading a few of my classmates’ cursive so they made ALL of us write in print the entire semester. And then

Yeah, my handwriting was always shitty and it’s just gotten worse since I rarely write pen to paper.

Thank you! I can barely write anymore. And when I come back from a week or two of vacation, forget it.

Glad to hear I’m not the only one. When I was in fifth grade my teacher held up my writing to the class as an example of excellent penmanship. Now, having to write things like thank you notes and cards is difficult. I usually print because at least that’s legible. But my 85 yr. old MIL, who rarely uses a computer,

As The World Burns

PREDICTION: Sarah Sanders will claim that “Tim Apple” is Trump’s nickname for Tim Cook and that he totally meant to call him that and how dare you say it was a mistake this is why media is the enemy of the American people also yes my face is slowly sliding off my skull.

No sirree, I don’t want my government getting in between me and my healthcare. I’m perfectly happy with a private corporation that has a clear profit incentive to deny me coverage.  

Jesus, Kelly. Watch your fucking language. Motherfucking children could be reading this shit. Do you want to be responsible for some little asshole to repeat these vile words to their bitch moms and asshole dads? Fucking-a, Kelly.

I take your point with regard to the lure of working for someone powerful and wanting to get ahead in your career. I wasn’t speaking in general, just about this specific case. My apologies.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the NRA is a terrorist organization that advocates for the rights of terrorists to commit mass murder. The only differences between the NRA and Hamas are the lack of religious affiliation and suicide bombings.

Me too!! Except the conversation was with my mom.

Pence’s head twitched slightly as the audience watched in silence.

Men are really not sending us their best people. 

I’d much rather watch the real Ivanka vacuum crumbs off a carpet in a prison commissary  

Ugh, I’m sorry. Crohn’s super, super sucks.